As this film has the backdrop of Thailand,
for better understanding, all the characters will be speaking in Telugu.
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[music]
PRESENT DAY
[fire crackling]
[douses]
CHIKATI GADILO CHITHAKOTUDU
-Do it right dear! -FEW DAYS AGO
-Wait dear, I'm doing it -Someone might look...
-We still have time [cot creaking] -you're always slow!
Don't rush me.
A bit on the top, come little on top
Oh God! Ah!
How long does it take to button your shirt?
I'm doing it faster.
Started gawking didn't you guys?
Doesn't have to be double meaning always.
[vehicle arrives]
-Greetings! -Greetings!
Everyone is here to fix a match for me.
Not sure if this is the last time
let's hope for the best, with this one.
This is my Dad.
By now you should be aware who am I, Chandu.
Let's see why the previous matches, didn't work out.
Aren't you Anitha's ex-Boyfriend?
You're Shraddha's ex-Boyfriend?
Sakshi's?
Krithika's?
Reshma-Lakshmi's?
Chandana's ex-Boyfriend?
Aren't you Lathika's ex-Boyfriend?
The reason that I'm not married yet is
I'm a big playboy.
This is my son, Chandu.
-Hello! -Your son is fine
There are a few conditions if you want to get married to my daughter.
He's my to be bride's father.
This isn't the first time for him too looking for a match.
Have a look, how he tortured the guys came looking for a match.
He's having sprouts.
Keep eating!
[farts]
Expected him to shoot bullets but he's farting instead.
Look here son,
aim at the center and piss on it.
I'll turn around.
Sir, how do you expect me to hit that?
It's too far to hit it.
Come on
If you can't hit this
wonder how will you last during sex?
Son, please stand up.
Sir, what are you looking at?
You're not that tall
wonder how tall your little brother would be?
Oh no!
He should be man who will satisfy my daughter's sexual needs.
That's the condition.
I thought of tonsuring my head at Tirupathi after my son's marriage.
But he's focused on satisfying sexual needs.
I have to run few checks, before the wedding.
First let them meet.
If they like each other, then we can run the checks.
Are you fine with it?
You see
you please hold on for a moment.
Son, our daughter is upstairs.
You both sit and talk with each other.
Later, we'll discuss further on taking this forward.
Upstairs?
Yes, upstairs.
-What's happening? -Let them talk.
Hi, I'm Chandu!
Pooja!
-How are you? -I'm good.
-How are you doing? -Ah... fine!
What is she thinking about too much?
Do I know you from somewhere?
I think, we've met earlier?
Are you wondering, where you know me from or you've heard of me?
I think, I've heard of you.
Even this one is going into the pooper.
Excuse me!
You don't have to be angry.
May be your friends would've shown my picture saying Ex-boyfriend
this is the result of my own bad deeds.
It's ok!
I'll go down and say, that I'm not interested.
Anyway, thank you.
-Ey... Chandu! -Nice to meet you.
Excuse me!
What's wrong with him?
-Son, did you like the girl? -Is she good looking?
I don't think, this will work out dad.
I'll tell you why.
Son,
do you really have so many girlfriends?
Uncle!
I don't know much
so no need to get worked up.
No issues, if you had girlfriends.
Sure?
So all of them are Ex-girlfriends now
-or you're still dating some? -Ah!
Everyone is ex now, aunty.
I'm not dating anyone now.
What's this?
That's great!
It's better to have affairs in the past.
Yeah!
Having affairs is better-uh?
These days to impress a girl
and to maintain a relationship with them
Guys must do a lot of things.
They have to compliment and pamper them.
You got be sensitive.
also will have to use pick up lines from Gautham Menon and Maniratnam's movies.
Only all these antics will lure a girl.
But you've been doing this as a full time job.
If that's the case
In spite of doing everything, if it didn't work out
what was the reason?
Each girl had her own reason to it.
If you don't get the women.
you'll end up finding them boring.
Or you should be straight forward with them.
Oh no! It's really not what it sounds like.
Please!
Fine, then do one thing.
Go on a trip.
Spend some time with each other.
Trip-uh? Where to?
That's your choice.
But, it won't be nice if you guys just go
if there's another couple in your group, take them along too.
How come before the wedding?
Uncle, is aunty serious about this?
It might sound funny with the way I speak.
But I never talk funny.
That's fantastic!
Your son going on a trip
do you have any objection?
Oh no! When you guys have no objection
why would we have any objection.
I'm fine with it.
-Hey... -Hey... come over here.
Tell me brother.
-Where's your boss?-Hey, let go.
He is at some brawl over there.
-Let go, I'm going to die. -Put down the knife.
-Let go off me. -Put it down, you'll die.
Can't your hear me.
What the hell are you guys doing?
-What are you doing? -Look over here
What's wrong with you?
Mass suicide.
-Mass suicide? -Why?
Farmer and lovers commit suicide due to failures.
This is a suicide for failure in marriage.
Do you think it's a scene from the movie 'Kaidhi No. 150'?
He did that for a national cause.
But mine is a domestic problem.
Fine, what's wrong with you?
There's no problem if you go to a war
but there's an issue painting the horns during Sankranti.
-Yes, correct. -[sobs]
Buddy, what happened?
I've decorated the bar for its first anniversary.
I have arranged for an item dance.
Where's she?
But these guys have been torturing me with knives.
Instead I should've used the knives.
What do you want now? You want to celebrate right?
Hey, start music!
[music]
"Smack smack boom boom"
"Lets smash and crush"
"Smack smack boom boom"
"Lets smash and crush"
"Guntur boy goes thumping"
"Nellore rough guy whoop whoop"
"Puthur tough guy bombards"
"Chithoor thug guy bombards"
"Half rupee to play"
"Quarter rupee to cache"
"Rupee for song"
"Half rupee to play"
"Quarter rupee to cache"
"Rupee for song"
"What is dear, bring it on"
"Don't leave seducing"
"Break into peaces"
"Will surrender my shapes its all yours"
"Heavy milk bottle"
"Open the lid to see in it"
"Finish it with slurp and combat"
"Hey I will come and show you my pace"
"You won't be able to tolerate the speed"
"Come with me ill show you the fun"
"It will be pleasure inch by inch"
"Half rupee to play"
[music]
"Half rupee to play"
"Quarter rupee to cache"
"Rupee for song"
"Half rupee to play"
"Quarter rupee to cache"
"Rupee for song"
"Half rupee to play"
"Quarter rupee to cache"
"Rupee for song"
"Half rupee to play"
"Quarter rupee to cache"
"Rupee for song"
Buddy, I wanted to speak to you.
-I totally forgot about it. -What matter is it?
Buddy I
met a girl today.
That's a routine now.
Who's friend was she?
Nothing of that sort.
This girl has got some magic in her.
There's some kind of vibration.
You always get a vibration on looking one
in your pants!
-Ey! -Oh, sorry!
Her family was really mature.
What everyone perceived as negative in me
they perceived that as positive.
Sounds like she's a fan of well seasoned bat.
Hey!
Why don't you then fix a date for wedding?
-That's where lies an issue. -What's that?
The entire family wants me to date her for a while.
Just date her then.
-There's a twist in it -What's that?
They want us to date in every possible manner.
What?
Dating!
Progressive!
Is this family for real?
But listen to this
I feel really proud thinking of my girlfriend.
You have a girlfriend? When did this happen?
Yes!
Where do people usually meet their girlfriends?
At College, park or theaters.
Do you know, where I saw her for the first time?
-[music] -[crowd chatter]
Brother, One Full Bottle.
Full bottle, right?
Here take this.
I decided right away, when I saw her blaze through the crowd.
That she's my girlfriend.
I followed the path laid by the God
at a coffee shop. I gathered up all my courage
do you know how I proposed my love to her?
Excuse me, Ma'am!
Yes!
My name is Shiva.
What?
I own a Bar & Restaurant.
I own wine shop, also I have a car.
If you want, I can get another one.
Why are you telling me all this?
Madam please, let me finish.
Half or Full?
Doesn't matter which brand.
I'll supply it for free everyday.
Please, shall I join you as your boyfriend?
-Boyfriend? -Yes Madam!
Boyfriendno strings attached. All taxes included.
Please ma'am!
Ok!
you can join from tomorrow.
Thank you, thank you!
Until then, please keep this with you, thank you.
Fine, that you saw her at a new place.
But did you check, if she was my EX?
Hello, I've done a background check.
She's a very pious one.
Look listening to this, I have got an awesome idea.
you and your girlfriend, I and my girlfriend.
Together, we'll go for a trip.
You take care of your business
and I'll take care of mine.
Ah, so what do you say?
She won't come.
She won't, If I ask her.
May be you can't, let me invite her.
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Chandu!
Have a drink
I don't want.
-Have a drink. -I don't want.
-Chandu come on drink -Didn't I say no?
Why? Don't you like me?
How would someone like you?
Either you drink or have sex.
All that you need is sex and drinks.
Do you even think of something else?
Hey!
Don't you guys want this all the time?
I'm the whole package.
May be other guys like all of this.
But I don't like this.
Chandu, don't go.
Chandu, please Chandu.
Let go, let go off me.
-Please -Let go off me damn it.
Hey, I will definitely make you mine.
A pious one, huh!
Buddy, If I invite it won't be right, you call yourself.
please call her.
Please buddy, please.
It's time, my customers are waiting.
Open the gate.
[commotion]
What the heck?
They're literally fighting for it.
They've been waiting until noon for booze, no one can stop them.
Kavya, I have to ask you something.
What is it?
My friend and his girlfriend are heading to Bangkok for a week.
They've invited me as well.
Fine, just get me alcohol for a week and you can leave.
No, no, no, no, no!
Couples entry only, stags not allowed.
Don't look at me like that, I told him clearly
how can you ask? We can't be going everywhere you go.
Beach house, free massage
open bar, doesn't mean we'll come.
I told him we won't.
Ok, show me the photograph.
Why does she want to see his girlfriend?
Is she lesbian by chance?
I don't have his girlfriend's picture.
Not his girlfriend's picture, I meant your friend's picture.
Oh my friend
Why does she want his picture?
Will she cut me loose, looking at him.
Herelook.
Oh God!
Hope she doesn't change her mind.
Him! He's got a fiance already?
That's great!
Strictly couples?
Just couples, you won't have any problem.
Kavya... Please, Kavya.
Kavya... Kavya... Please, please, please.
-Please, please, please -I'll come damn it.
-One week only! -Fine, one week only. Okay. Okay.
Bang... Bang... Bang... Bang... Bangkok!
Just shut up, damn it!
That's her, buddy.
Hold the trolley.
-Hi! -Hi!
Hi!
Who is this?
-He's my close friend, Shiva. -Hi.
Isn't your girlfriend coming along?
Girlfriend did say will come along
Where's she?
There she is.
I agreed to come along on this trip, just to make you mine.
I'm well aware of your plan.
It will never work out.
Hi Baby!
-Hi! -Isn't your dress a little too long?
[aeroplane whizzing]
Wow!
The house is awesome. [gate creaks open]
[clangs]
Chandu, come here.
What is it?
Look at this 'Men strictly not allowed'
There must've been a lesbian party earlier.
I think we missed it.
Nah! I don't care.
[clangs]
Brother, how are you?
Sorry Chandu for making you wait.
No issues, brother.
How's everything back in town? All ok at home?
Everyone is doing good.
How was the journey?
It was really good.
-Sorry, couldn't make it to the airport -No problem.
Day: 1, 11:30 am. The house mates are entering the house.
So
Nice choice. The house looks really nice.
Did something cross?
-You wait here. I'll check. -Okay.
Wow!
Isn't this awesome?
Hey Chandu! Don't go to that room.
My friend has his important documents stashed there.
Just don't go inside that room. The rest of the house is yours.
I'm heading out, will be back soon.
Okay guys, we have one hour.
Let's get ready and meet outside. Okay?
-Okay -Come on, let's go. Let's go.
Come on!
[music]
Buddy,
How to really impress her?
If we ponder and calculate,
No matter how you see this, a song sequence is the answer.
-That's right. -Ah!
[music]
"You are my signorina"
"Your beauty is staggering ballerina"
"Your beauty raises my heartbeat"
"Whatever happens I'll be following you"
"My heart went topsy-turvy at the brink of your smile"
"I'm short of breath in the ocean of your beauty"
"I can feel the clouds"
"Your touch made my body quiver with love"
"Desire takes a deep dive into your intoxicating eyes"
"You..."
-Ey! -Yes.
You have to sing a song with the girl,
not in your thoughts.
Look down,
-shameless fellow! -Come on, dude.
"You..."
[camera clicks]
"Keep it real"
"You..."
"Your look gives me a kick, Oh Bahama consort"
"I'm parched with a sexy fantasy"
"even the bay breeze can't bring down your warmth
"instigated from your hot body"
"I'm short of words, your love is inviolable"
"Stop, don't duress me"
"Yo pretty boy, you got me burning down"
"Light my body up with the kinky body touch"
"We got some yoga, say yeah. We got to do yeah"
"Work it like sunny, I like it kinky boy"
"Pat me like a kitty, take me where you want me at"
-"You like what you see, temme daddy" -"Keep it real"
"Spank me, I'm naughty. Do me like a rodeo"
"Cuff me, hold me, do me like a barbie"
"You are my signorina"
"Your beauty is staggering ballerina..."
"Your beauty raises my heartbeat"
"Whatever happens I'll be following you"
"Intensity raised by seeing you, sense as the volcano hit"
"Lift and make me fly in the sky like a kite"
"Give me a kiss on lips"
"Take me to heaven along with you"
"What more can I ask in life than being a mole on your body"
"Watch your drop now"
"It's you..."
"Dear boy, what's going on?"
"You..."
The thing is... Hey, Pooja...
-Damn! You said she will fall for me. -Don't try me, try with her.
-Chandu! -Ah!
Out of our planned 7-day trip,
one day is over.
Whatever you did, nothing really impressed me.
Hey!
What comes after sleep is a dream.
But the thing you do before sleep is an art.
Whatever!
Stop dreaming and get on with the business. Let's go.
Day 1, 11:30 pm.
The housemates unaware of the ghost in the house are peacefully sleeping.
Day 2, 08:30 am
[howls]
Viagra!
One pill makes you talk all the night?
What if I have them all?
There won't be any talks, it will be a concert.
Should I have this?
I have a better plan.
Chandu!
[chuckles]
Hey, what's that?
Nothing will work out, drinking that honey water.
-Here, drink this milk. -Hey.
Only milk will make it hard like the strong Polavaram Bridge.
Drink it, I'll tell more.
What about you?
-I'm fine with this, will drink it. -Okay.
Yuck!
Why is it so bitter?
Nice!
He must've mistook bitterness will help his sex life.
Hey...!
What's happening?
Operation successful.
Looks like Lathi Charge is charging you up
Lathi charge? What's that damn it?
I mixed Viagra in the milk to see if it works.
It's working indeed.
Idiot, you did that? You just wait and watch,
what happens to you now.
What's this?
If you mix viagra, do you think I just mixed sugar?
I've mixed the same in it.
I would've helped a friend, you traitor.
Now what do we do?
I have no clue.
Brother please go to sleep. Chitti...
Chitti? You're not Chitti.
Baahubali, please calm down.
Brother, I know very well you're Virat Kohli.
-I beg of you, please calm down. -But this is not T20 match.
Relax!
-Hey, what with him? -Shh! Shh! Relax...
Seems like he might break the table.
I got an idea, let's do that.
If we can take control of all our six senses...
...we can control this too, and calm this down.
Let's meditate.
Use this to push it down, and follow my steps carefully.
First close your eyes
Take control of your heart,
then meditate
You'll achieve complete control over your body.
Start!
Now, open your eyes.
Everything would've settled and calmed down.
Hey, it's not going down.
Buddy, your stupid meditation
is not working. It doesn't seem to calm down.
-Hey, brother please listen, calm down. -Bloody, it's not going down.
Please brother
-It won't, you come with me. -Let's go.
Oh God! It is not working even when it is kept in a refrigerator.
I will have to hammer it down. This should work.
[hammers]
Aw!
[door bell rings] Oh God, who is at the door now?
Shiva!
Chandu!
Chandu, who the hell came at this time?
Chandu!
Who is that?
-I think the girls are here. -Oh no!
If they see us now, we're done.
Why are you turned that side?
-What if you peek? -Damn it, turn around.
What do we do now?
Hey Chandu! Do not enter into that room.
-Let's go -Let's go
In those days...
-Hey, what are you guys doing? -...they used to work like this.
Table was just lying there, thought of putting it in a corner.
Aren't we?
How come the table is in the air, without being held?
That...
Didn't you believe Baasha's frame-less shades Rajinikanth wore.
Didn't you guys?
-If so, why can't you can't believe this? -Yes.
-Super logic -Ok, ok.
Don't get worked up.
Keep moving.
[door opens]
Why is it very dark?
At least get scared and calm down, my little brother!
[chuckles]
It tickles!
It is itching. Come fast.
-They're here... They're here. -It's hurting damn it
-Come close it. -Close the door.
[door shuts] Keep that table aside and come here.
What is all this?
Hey!
Look at that.
What happened to them all of a sudden?
Wow!
She's so bloody hot!
-Yes! -Yes!
Take out that tissue paper!
One
Two is better.
Oh my God!
[creaks] Oh my God!
[creaking]
Hey!
Oh my God!
What are you guys doing here?
Nothing... Nothing.
Didn't your uncle tell you not to enter into this room?
Hell with him, he can't stop us.
-Let's go. -Come baby, let's go.
-Let's go! -Yes
[door shuts]
[creaks]
Day 2, 05:30 pm
Little did they know, how they've instigated the ghost at peace...
...Chandu and Shiva are busy discussing how to impress their lovers.
Did we get them here to sleep with us or just with them?
You're right.
Fine, I have an idea.
-Yes -Let's do something
We'll say there's a ghost in the house.
They'll get scared, then will come and sleep with us.
-How's it? -Horrible!
As if they'll be scared of a ghost.
Rather the ghost will be scared of them.
That idea won't work.
Actually, I have an awesome idea.
I'll jump in to the swimming pool.
I'll start screaming for help, so that they can hear.
When they're here, tell them, we don't know swimming.
Then Pooja will jump in to save me,
and give me a kiss to save my life.
Damn! Why the hell did ou steal my idea?
Buddy, I'll execute your idea today. Let my girlfriend give me a kiss.
Fine, you start screaming.
-They'll come. -Fine start drowning
-Oh no! My friend is drowning. -Please save me.
He doesn't know swimming, neither do I.
Someone who knows swimming, come and save him.
-Save him please! Come fast -What happened?
-Come fast. -Drown dude. They're coming.
Oh no! Oh no!
-What happened? -Do something and save him.
-Come on jump in and help him. -I can't swim.
You be careful. Give me your hand.
Here... Here, give me your hand.
-Come on. -Bloody, he's so heavy!
Oh my God, what happened?
Please breath into his mouth and give him CPR.
You're pretending to drown in a four feet swimming pool.
-He's just acting. -What happened?
Why is going back?
-You got to save him -Will she run and give CPR?
[groans]
Day 2, 09:30 pm
Stop laughing, damn it.
I feel more hurtful when you laugh rather than her kick.
[chuckles]
Now tell me, what's your next move?
Do you still want another plan after what happened to you in the morning?
Hey!
Fine, Ok.
I have a fresh and an awesome plan, buddy.
Let's tell them there's a ghost in this house.
They'll feel scared to sleep alone, and that'll work for us.
Hey!
Just like the government changing the name of the schemes of previous governments,
this is my idea.
If you had said ok to it in the afternoon
my nuts wouldn't have turned pulpy. Oh no!
Doesn't matter whose government it is,
the work should be done. All we want is getting work done.
Then what do you propose?
Let's scream 'ghost' 'ghost'!
-How? -Oh no, Buddy!
-Ghost! Ghost! -Ghost! Ghost!
-Oh my God, there's a ghost here. -Ghost! Ghost!
Why are you guys screaming? What's happening?
-What happened? -Oh no!
-There's a ghost in the house. -Ghost?
I'm scared to sleep alone.
Even I'm scared to sleep alone.
If so, shall I sleep with you?
Who exactly did you ask that?
Shiva!
I'm on for tonight buddy.
Please me too...
It's tough for me to...
Fine, wait for five minutes, I'll get ready and come.
-Come -Let's go!
-Yeah! -Yes!
Yes, Yes! It worked damn it.
Let's impress them!
Finally the condoms I got have a purpose.
[door opens]
What a kick, she might be a football player.
Damn it!
She seems more enthused than me.
I'm coming!
She's already in the bed.
I'm so riled up dear.
Come on tap it.
Pooja!
I don't care what happens
I'm going to dig in and hoist my flag.
Kavya!
Turn around dear.
Let me first put my legs on her.
Let's slowly take it to the waist now.
Slowly... moving on to your waist!
Why does the waist feels so rough?
Doesn't matter.
Pooja!
Please turn around.
[screams]
Oh God, no!
-What happened? -There's a ghost in my room.
There's ghost here too
[screams] Why are you screaming? What happened?
Let's chase them.
How dare you get inside my bedroom, damn it. [screams]
Day 2, 11:30 pm
Not able to sort the difference between their lovers and the ghost.
The men are confused!
-Day 3, 11:00 am -Pooja...
Pooja, please
Yesterday...
I'm really sorry for what happened yesterday.
I didn't mean that happen.
Pooja, please say something.
Last night when I got ready for you,
you came attacking me saying that I'm a ghost.
Hey, Pooja
I swear there's a ghost in the house.
Please believe me.
Don't give me lame excuses such a ghosts.
-I swear, there's a ghost here. -Please don't say anything.
Leave me alone.
Oh crap! The hole got closed.
What happened baby?
Nothing was kept in the hole for a month, the hole got closed.
The hole got closed?
[sobbing] Oh God!
What is making you cry so much?
-Oh God! -Hey... Hey...
-What happened, you fool? -What happened dude?
-Why are you crying? -Ask her... Ask her...
-Why is he crying? -Ask him.
-I've invested so much on her. [sobbing] -Hey...
You fool, tell me why you are crying?
She said that nothing was kept for a month.
Does it mean that they used to keep everyday a month ago?
I thought she was a nightingale...
-...but turned out a night watchman. -Wait, I'll talk to her.
Please tell me clearly, what exactly happened?
Nothing was kept in the hole for a month, the hole got closed.
[gasps] What?
Nose ring, dude.
Ah!
-Sorry, I'll take care. -Wortless fool! No clarity.
Did it really get closed? It's better that I check myself.
Yes, baby. It really got closed.
Go to hell, you fool!
Thank God! I'm saved.
Day 3, 07:30 pm [tv playing]
[unzips]
Oh, my zip! I must've have forgotten.
If someone looks at, it will be embarrassing.
[unzips]
Damn it!
It must be her.
Let it be, don't care.
[unzips]
Oh!
Hey!
-What is it? -Was it you?
Are you kidding with me?
-So it wasn't you? -I don't stoop to such level.
-Doesn't even know to zip up -It's stuck, damn it.
I'll help you with it.
Hey!
-Don't touch it with your hands. -Damn!
-Thanks! -Oh!
Wait, my skirt is stuck in it.
Careful... Pull it.
Awe!
[chuckles]
Why is he laughing like a mad fellow?
Hey!
What happened?
My friend Chandu out there is playing the match.
Him and his girlfriend are making out. Hence, I shut my eyes.
Oh no!
He's not playing a match with his girlfriend,
he's playing with your girlfriend. Open your eyes and look damn it.
Go!
-Hey traitor! -Pull slowly.
I was suspicious when she asked for your picture.
Hey, look what's happening here.
Oh this is the matter, I thought it was something else
-My skirt -Come on, you help me too.
What's this? They seem to have mutual understanding.
Oh no... he seems like a horny monkey.
The match is getting aggressive, damn it.
Come dear,
didn't you wanna play the match too?
-Where? -There!
[gasps]
Yikes!
Ew!
-Oh no, she's taking a knife. -I'm gonna cut it
-Oh this! I'll help -You too try to pull it.
I've heard of twosome and threesome, this looks like foursome.
I thought she was going to cut, but she joined them.
I'm doing it, damn it.
-Pooja, don't... -I'll better cut it down
Dear don't do it, don't do it.
Dear don't do it. Oh God no!
Oh God it's gone, The Snake Guard is dead.
Day 3, 09:30 pm
Who was in the bedroom yesterday and who was playing with the zipper,
Chandu and Shiva are confused on who was it?
Hey!
Pour it right. Don't waste it.
I did pour it right.
It was there, when I did.
Fine!
Hey!
Are you high already? Can't you pour it right?
I was doing it right.
[tumbles] Whatever!
You go and check on that, I'll pour the drink.
[tumbles]
Hey, place that properly.
I did place this right.
-I think he's gone crazy. -Am I really high?
[tumbles]
-Damn it -Again!
Hey, are you pitch drunk? Can't you place it right?
Yeah, I'm really high. Why don't you place it?
You're steady right, come on go.
Fine, I'll keep it.
With just 2 drinks, he's high and can't even place a box.
Bloody idiotic moron.
Are you happy now?
[tumbles]
[stomps]
[screams]
Put it right.
If they see the footprints, they'll believe us.
Hey, that's why I'm putting powder on the floor.
When ghost steps on it
and come upstairs, we'll show them the proof.
Do you think this idea will work out?
Absolutely!
-Are you sure? -Guarantee!
Then it's fine.
Come do it right.
Come on cover the left side.
-Done! -Ok.
Is it done?
Let it come now, we'll face it.
There's a ghost in this house. But no one believes it.
I'll show them now.
Chandu, stop it!
Ghost it seems.
Hello, so you don't believe
it's not a normal ghost
Hoooo... horny ghost!
[shattering sound]
What's that noise?
It's the ghost, for sure.
That's the sound of it. [stomps]
Ghost?
I think the ghost has come out.
Ghost is going for a walk.
Ghosts doesn't go on a walk.
Let that go, it's been up to naughty stuff.
Come, I'll prove now.
Be careful!
Thank god, there are foot prints!
Come on look, come over here.
Look, didn't I say there's a ghost in the house.
Over there too.
-It went downstairs. -There, see on the left.
See, it went through the stairs.
-Didn't I say? -Yes
-See where it's heading. -Look there
Oh god, it's inside the room.
The ghost is inside.
We lock it inside and leave from here.
That's our best chance.
Then open the door and check.
What's wrong with you, let it go.
It's not Conjuring or Kanchana to check out.
-Let's get out -No, you guys open it.
You get in then.
Get in, damn it.
I beg of you
It's a lady ghost inside
It might be changing, why do we have to?
He's right, let's not.
Don't give lame excuse, get inside and check.
If we get in, we'll be dead.
it's pitch dark in here. [thrashing]
Hit on its head, hit it.
How dare you, damn it
Brother, sorry.
Sorry, sorry uncle.
Why are you guys beating me up?
-What is this, Chandu? -Pooja!
You speak really sweet,
You're sensitive
I thought you impressed girls with those traits.
I feel ashamed, when I see how you lie and behave lewdly to impress girls.
I wouldn't have come along with you.
I swear there's a ghost, Pooja.
I'm leaving to Hyderabad in the morning.
Pooja, Pooja!
Enough damn it.
Pooja... Pooja, I'm telling you the truth.
Just hold on a moment, please believe me.
Cool, now it's a free pass for me.
No matter what happens, she seems to be fun.
Pooja, I'm telling the truth. Please listen to me.
[shower]
Which idiot put that sticker on the glass?
I swear there's a ghost in this house.
Please listen to me.
Pooja, why aren't you listening?
I'm sorry!
Baby is getting ready. Where's my shield?
There's no time my friend.
by hook
or crook!
I'm going to feast on it.
Pooja!
[things tumbles] I never expected him to deceive me like this.
How come I hear her outside?
Damn it!
I came trusting this guy all this way,
I am to be blamed.
Then who is here?
I shouldn't be here even for a minute now.
[door shuts]
I knew you will come to me.
I'm getting ready just for you.
Looks like she's really turned on.
Jumped right into the sheets.
[screams]
[things shattering] [screams]
Come on, keep running.
Didn't I warn you guys earlier.
-There's a ghost inside. -Ya right, now you believe
Come quick, keep running.
Come on, come on, come on.
Open the gate soon.
Come on buddy, quick.
Move away.
Come on.... come faster.
Hey.. Hey!
Hey, why is the hand not visible?
It's my head, damn it.
Why is this happening?
Hey...
Hey!
Oh no!
You both are mine now.
Since I hit puberty
I've been waiting all along for my first experience.
I've tried everything possible.
But I got killed in an accident without having to experience any sexual pleasures.
Only if my desire is fulfilled, my soul will rest in peace.
If it's sex, it has to be with a virgin guy.
I've been waiting till date for that.
Unfortunately no one here is a virgin guy.
You were the only virgin guys I found till date.
You won't be able to go past me. Until my desire is fulfilled.
Another important thing
...whoever is ready to have sex with me,
will die after that.
[roars]
You can neither touch the body nor run away.
Anything might happen here.
I'll be watching, don't go away.
-Day 4, 08:30 am -[laughing]
[laughing]
Hey!
How is that you can laugh in such serious situation?
I feel really funny,
That ghost has gone crazy.
What are you trying to say?
What did the ghost say?
That she won't let go off virgin boys.
I'm virgin, can understand if it doesn't want to let go off me.
The entire town knows that you're not a virgin.
Buddy, I'm...
I'm a virgin.
Buddy don't be kidding like Salman Khan.
I know you inside out. I even know how many you've done it with.
Buddy!
I swear, I'm a virgin.
What about Sunny?
-Jenny? -No
-Rakul? -No
-Raashi? -No way
Don't tell me you didn't do with Hebbah too?
I swear!
So you never ever did anything?
I sacrificed a lot for you.
Damn it!
You posed yourself as a big hero.
In the end you were a loser too.
Instead of digging into my flashback
think of an idea to evade that ghost.
Why don't you tell me?
If it's heads, then we roar in aggression.
If it's tails, we'll take the peaceful route.
That means
Wasn't one Rupee used in Sivaji movie?
Back then petrol was 50 rupees per litre.
Now it's 90 rupees per litre, do you get it now?
Logic, go on.
[coin clinks]
Whoa! It's neither, the coin landed in the middle.
It's the ghost's route.
We'll follow through the ghost's route.
And will torture it relentlessly.
So that it will chase us out itself.
What do you say?
That's about it.
-Come on. -Let's go!
[screams]
"Come come come, Dead in vexation"
"You Putrid Nymphet, making me insane"
I wore nothing inside. Come, run.
"You lunatic slut. Catch me..catch me you tart"
"Virgin guys curse will haunt you"
"You will burn into ashes if fire balls explode"
"You wretch, we cut you in to parts"
"Lets see whether you can blare"
[screams]
"You stinky harridan"
"shall we bang at porch"
[roars]
[roars] [sprays] It's very stinky!
I'll whack you to pulp.
Hi there's a ghost in this house
I'm going to prove you guys that
One, Two, Three... Go!
Come over here
Didn't I tell you to come at my count?
Come on, get back and do it right.
Okay, ready. One, two, three...
See that?
"You enticed us, and left us high and dry"
Now what do you want?
Have you guys decided yet, when are you going to sleep with me?
She can't stop ranting about sleeping with her.
Have you ever seen yourself in the mirror?
How do you expect to sleep with you, when you look like this?
Why would we say no, if you're good looking.
Damn!
[thunders rumbling] [rainfall]
[door bell rings]
Day 5, 10:00 am
-Is it ghost? -I don't think the ghost will come now.
Hi!
Who the hell is she?
No idea!
She looks like a meat ball sub wrapped in hot pants.
It's raining cats and dogs, can I come in?
Yes!
Mm-Mm!
Don't be shaking both of yours!
My legs are out of control.
At least it's just the legs for you,
even my third leg is shaking looking at her.
Hey shut up! Please come in.
-Wow! -Wow!
Let's go... Let's go.
-Buddy get the towel. -Towel, towel, towel!
-Towel, towel, towel -Please sit down.
Towel... Towel.
Towel, towel, towel!
-Give the towel. Here is the towel -Please take this.
Thank you!
-Move a bit. -Just wait!
[coughs] Water, water, water, water!
I'll get the water.
Are you ok?
Oh, crap! [coughs]
Hey... Hey...
-Hey, didn't you get it? -There's no water.
Check inside the fridge.
Why should I go? Why can't you go?
-Hey, get water. She wants some water. -You tell me everytime.
If at all I go there then
Oh my God!
[music]
Hello!
Is there anyone else at home?
-No! -We both are bachelors.
What about girlfriends?
We did have...
But they left us in despair.
-Ah! -Oh!
Did you guys eat?
-We didn't. -But,
we have decided to have now.
What's that?
We meant fruits.
Oh!
Where's the restroom?
It's in the bedroom.
Don't we have to go to the kitchen to have fruits?
Oh sorry!
But to have this fruit, bedroom is the right place.
-This is so good. -Buddy let me go first.
Pull her in... Pull her.
I think this is the best position.
Now this is a good one. [door bell rings]
Who the hell is ringing the door bell?
Check the door.
-Check the door. -You come too.
You get up and check.
What if you start off without me?
-I won't leave you alone. -You won't do it neither let me do it.
Hey, it's our girlfriends.
Why did they come here now?
-How do I know? -Hope they're fine
That girl is inside.
You go and manage her.
Look at him desperate moron. [door bell rings]
What happened?
What happened damn it?
They're right outside damn it.
-Don't know where she disappeared. -It's fine you get here now.
Suddenly vanished into the thin air.
Come let's open the gate.
It shouldn't seem like we were horny.
You guys are fine, right? Are you guys safe?
Didn't you guys runaway? Why are you here now?
How can we just leave you guys.
Look, who we got along with us.
New house mates arrive at the House.
Father Jack and Mother Rose!
Hey, the girl is inside the house,
if these guys find out
they will get us in trouble.
I have a feeling that they must be frauds.
[sniffles]
Understood father.
Father has sensed something unusual here.
Hey, he already found out that there's a ghost in the house.
Everyone in the town knows that.
Let's see if they can find the girl.
Correct!
-The house is really huge. -Yes, father!
-Looks like a big fat booty. -Correct, father.
I'll mark all the stuff to be moved.
You just mark them, I'll take care of the shifting.
[snorts]
Understood Father.
Father wants to get inside the house.
Yes father, please come.
Wondering when he'll start again?
[snorts]
Ok, Father!
Father is asking everyone to wait here.
Shouldn't follow father, ok?
Please proceed father.
-What is this? -Do you think he'll find her?
Who knows.
How come there not much things out here?
Who keeps their stuff in the living room?
Not even one thing?
They all keep it inside.
-Oh! -Father, it's that room.
Oh!
Father doesn't like anyone intruding.
-Understood? -Ok!
I'm coming, father.
Hey, what if she's inside that room?
She won't be inside that room.
Come let's see.
[door opens] Wow!
Father!
It's a bloody huge house
just like the set of Baahubali.
Fine, you just shut up and come.
-What are they doing? -Let's check out.
Wow! Father
there are so many items out here.
Father do you see these paintings?
Did they use to shoot porn movies out here?
Remember the last time we were locked up.
-in that Police station -Yes!
-It's as big as that. -Yes father.
Everything is so big over here.
Let's swindle everything and leave.
What's that father, it looks quite erotic.
-It doesn't concern you. -Sorry father.
Not sure, they're up to something.
I'm sure they're bound to get whacked.
Awesome! Mwah!
What are you doing here?
Why did you put that shirt back on?
That isn't important.
Don't you guys recognize me?
No!
Look over there.
How come a nun is wearing boxers in this city?
-Hey, who's pulling my boxers down? -Didn't you ask me to turn beautiful?
Is this hotness enough?
Or do you still need a hotter one.
Buddy!
Damn, it's the ghost!
-Hey... Hey, what happened? -What happened?
Nothing, nothing to worry.
-What happened? -There are so many items here.
Don't miss out like before.
So plan well, and note them down.
Don't worry, I have an awesome plan.
-We'll get back tonight, let's go -Let's go.
-What happened? -I'll tell you.
[snorts]
Ok, father!
There's a supernatural power in this house.
If we have to drive away that supernatural power
-they're scheming well. -we'll have to stay the night
-They're not capable -and pray the entire night.
Father has to stay here tonight.
Do you agree to it?
Yes, yes we totally agree to it.
Then come with me.
[snorts]
Father, let me handle this
Father meant to say, arrange dinner for him tonight.
Am I right father?
Now take food.
[snorts]
Why do you have to do that, when it's inside my mouth?
Tonight it's a war between the good and the evil.
That being said.
This evening, no one should come outside.
During that war
[screams]
even if the hell breaks loose,
no one should come outside.
Tonight inside this house
everything will go upside down
it will be totally a black-art
-That's why -you should never come out.
If you dare to come outside...
we won't come outside.
Good!
Now, have your food children!
Day 5, 10:30 pm
Father!
Everyone is inside the room.
Shall we confirm now?
Let's do one thing, father.
Let's scream and check if they're coming out.
That's better.
Yes!
-Ready? -Ready father.
One...Two...Three.
[screams]
What's that noise?
The ghost is shrieking I think.
Doesn't seem like it.
I have feeling that father is getting whacked instead.
You're right.
Hey, don't keep your face so close in the dark.
Ok.
I was scared myself.
Fine, come on.
Ok, father.
[sings]
Night effect is really terrifying, father.
Let's loot everything and evade from here.
Let's loot everything from here and settle down.
-Shut up and come. -This time plan won't fail. [door opens]
Father!
It looks like a museum to me.
When are we going to loot everything
and leave from here.
You don't have to worry a bit.
I have perfect plan laid out.
Just do as I say.
Just follow me.
You're great father.
-I'll follow you. -ok come on.
Ok... Ok... Ok.
Everything is huge in this room.
The biggest one is right here.
Is it bigger than what I've seen?
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Correct, correct!
You're right, father.
Big, they're really big.
I'll show you something surprising now.
Father!
Just this will settle us for life.
-We're going to be rich. -Yes!
Oh the Titanic effect?
One moment.
Pull it with force
Come on.
It's not coming out father, we'll have to pick them up.
Come on help me.
-Come out front -Why are you turning me on?
-Come on. -Listen
What is it?
You pick them up, I'll stack them.
That's better, take this.
Ok, where will it be safe?
Where? Inside will be safe.
Just stuff it in.
Or here.
It's safe here, ok.
-Give it to me -Take this.
-Keep it there. -I'm keeping it there, father.
Where did it disappear?
Come on.
The gold I kept there is missing.
It wouldn't have disappeared, keep it there.
What is happening?
Father, as I keep it there it disappears.
What's happening here?
Even here it's not decreasing.
Hey, did you sneak in a few, without my knowledge.
[creaks] Hey!
Father, who is this?
Who are you?
Father, she looks like wild card entry Tejaswini.
-Damn you! Have you ever seen her? -No, father.
-Do you think she looks like her? -Correct.
Father!
I think she's the one who has taken the gold.
-Yeah, right. -Yes!
What kind of dress is this?
Are you coming from a fancy dress competition?
Just like we're disguised as Father and Nun,
you've disguised as a ghost.
Eydo you even know who you're talking to?
I died young and returned as a ghost
and you're calling it make-up -That's right, that's right
You said it right.
She's a ghost it seems.
Fine, let's get to an agreement.
you can take what you need and give the rest to us.
To be fair, 50% is yours
-and 50% share is ours. -Deal ok?
You're asking for a share of my own things.
Sounds like she agreed to it.
Come on partner.
Oh man!
Ouch!
-Oh God! -Father, what is this twist?
She is terribly hitting us.
-She's beating us really bad. -Oh no! Don't hit us.
-Oh God! -Come on let's run.
Whose junk are you trying to lay your hands on?
First save your junk, if you can.
-[roars] -[screams]
Hey!
Hey guys!
-Hey, open the door, open the door. -Father, do something quickly.
-Please open the door damn it.
There's a ghost out here.
Why are they pleading so much? Shall we open the door?
That ghost must be apologizing, then it's a war.
As if that's gonna happen.
Over confidence.
-Open the door damn it. -Open the door damn it.
-Father come on, let's from the back door. -Come on
Come run faster.
Come on run, forget the shoes.
You're not listening, keep running.
-Come on. -Damn, I'm tripping down.
How come we're not able to go outside?
Damn it!
What is this?
Looks like a magic glass is out here.
I think it must be the ghost doing this.
Do you think so?
Let's go and ask those guys, how to escape from this house.
-Let's go then. -come on, come on.
Let's try ringing the bell.
Oh God, move aside.
What are you doing?
I was ringing the door bell.
Is it working?
Doesn't seem to work.
The bells in this house, doesn't seem to work.
Sister, is the power down?
I think so.
Oh my God!
Why are you raising your hand, sister?
Why would I? If the things which are suppose to rise isn't rising.
What's this? Your words are punching hard.
If at all I get punched well, why would my words punch?
Oh God!
She's not going to spare us.
I think she's going to rip us apart.
The ghost seems to be parched for long.
-Hey, open the door. -Please open it.
[knocking]
-[knocking] -Open the door...
I think they must be whacking the ghost.
I have a feeling they're getting whacked by the ghost.
I have the same feeling.
-Just wait and see. -Yes!
Oh God, they've taken my word seriously.
Open the door damn it.
I don't think so, they're going to open.
-Let's go around and try -You're right.
-Come on -Let's go!
Hey!
You were right, they haven't locked this door.
There's really a ghost in this house.
Idiot, we've been telling you the same all this while.
The ghost is whacking the hell out of us.
you guys are sitting ducks playing cards.
Can't you come outside and help us?
Is he high or something?
Didn't he ask us not to come out?
But buddy I have a doubt?
I can understand that Father can't leave the house.
Yes.
But why sister has got a problem?
Why don't you try once again, sister?
Oh no, I can't go outside.
Why is that?
Now, how can I explain that?
I'm Father's disciple. And can't leave his sight.
I take care of everything for him.
It's better we tell them the truth.
-Don't father. -I'll confess.
I'll bloody kill you.
It's fine you kill me, I'm going to confess.
Come on, go ahead.
We're from a great village.
Oh!
Everything out there is so serene,
well harvested fields, if you're hungry,
and the open sky if you're thirsty.
Aren't you a fraud?
It's like... I'm,
Aren't you a fraud?
Yeah!
Let's drop the game now.
-Hell with their flashback. -Buddy, take them to a room.
Where do you want us to go? The ghost is out there to kill us.
-Go to another room -What if it comes out there?
Please get to your room, the ghost won't come there.
Oh is it, what about the ladies?
-Hey... -Come on, let's leave.
They came down to save the house mates,
are stuck with no way to save themselves.
The housemates are trapped inside.
Day 6, 08:30 am
I'm unable to tolerate this ghost.
Now that we know you're a fraud, why do you still need this?
-That's right. -That's right!?
Why are you still in disguise? Think what to do now.
I got an idea.
In order to save the little brother, I have mine.
Ah!
Damn it!
-I meant my cousin brother. -Oh!
His name is
GGV!
GGV?
I'm aware of RGV, who is this GGV?
Ghost Gopal Varma.
[music]
WOULD GHOSTS APPEAR WHEN HE IS THERE?
Hail Balayya!
Hey, go away!
-Go -Get out of the body.
Woman, I will kill you.
He's speaking to the ghost as if he's speaking to his girlfriend on Skype.
I will kill you!
Woman, go away!
Don't fire the fire.
If you fire the fire,
the fire will fire you.
I'm not the fire.
I'm the truth!
[panting]I'm waiting.
Me too!
Waiting!
Oh no! Sweating!
From what you're saying,
that ghost must be a very dangerous one.
-Ah! -Yes, seer!
She's very dangerous!
Don't worry, I'll use special equipment.
This is not a normal water.
It's holy water!
It's been blessed.
Dear, get me some grains.
This is the cashew nut which has been jinxed.
Keep all this prepped for tonight.
-Hail Balayya!-Day 6,
-07:30 pm -Call the Devil.
He's calling the devil, as if it's a friend.
Call it!
What are you looking at? Call the Ghost!
Seer,
it doesn't come when you summon it.
If you're horny, it appears.
Oh so you have to get horny for it to appear.
Have you escaped?
How come this is getting horny?
Isn't there a way to get there? Ramping up to it.
-What happened? -Ok!
I'll take up this responsibility.
That's better.
Let me get prepped for it
No, don't look at me.
Seer!
I understood what you need.
Look over there.
She looks like, Silk Smitha!
Mwah!
[creaking]
It has started rocking, it's already here.
She looks like Silk Smitha in the picture.
But up close, so looks like garbage.
Don't worry!
We have holy water!
Hail Balayya
Hail Baahubali
-Hail Joyalukkas -Super, Mr Gopal!
I'll try holy water on my darling.
[makes passes]
Superb!
Hail Sri Reddy!
Hail Diversion Aunty!
Hail Virat Kohli!
-Hail #MeToo women! -Seer,
Why are you pouring just drops?
Just pour everything all together.
Hey, you shouldn't do that.
-Who the hell are you to tell me? -Don't do that.
I'll do it! I'll do...
-No... -Don't stop me!
-[ghost laughing] -Bloody Bhaskars!
You guys messed it up.
I'm sorry!
-Doesn't matter! -You messed it up!
Give me that cashew nut.
I was hungry so ate it all. Finished.
Idiot!
If you're hungry, why did you eat this?
Not an issue.
As far as we're within this boundary,
that ghost can't harm us.
-Thank God! -He is real seer!
There was a plate full of cashew nuts.
You ate it all like a feast.
You can play around with that girl...
What's wrong if I ate that?
Why are you raising your voice now?
I will raise my voice damn it.
I'm your boss, damn it.
When have you behaved like a boss in your life?
Just wait and see I'll take care of you.
-Guys don't fight, calm down. -How dare you?
Can't you listen to what I have to say?
-Did you treat me anytime like a human? -I'll kill you.
-Come on, hit me... -You will be gone now...
-Balayya! -Sorry, Mr Gopal!
Seer!
Everything is messed up.
Come on run, come on.
[ghost laughing]
Cute lady, I'm old body.
Please show some mercy.
[screams]
Day 6, 10:00 pm
Hey, why are you guys so depressed?
Hey don't worry, nothing will happen.
"Don't worry, nothing will happen"
If you think it's easy,
why aren't you with GGV right now?
The reason I came down here,
it's nothing but...
Once I met jack
our hearts came together.
You know how?
-Just like that. -Me too
Why are you guys in a bad mood?
Ah! I have a great idea with me.
Let us all play a game.
-Game!? -What game?
Bottle game!
The rules are simple, you've spin the bottle like this.
To whoever it points,
they have to do what the spinner asks them to.
I'm being very clear about this game.
You can do anything you like,
you can ask them anything to do.
Do we have to ask it right here?
It's not vital that you have to do it in front of everyone,
you can also do it in private inside a room.
Wow! I'm really loving this game.
My girlfriend is up for everything.
I'm going to get her with this game.
I'll start the game.
Oh, ready!
It's pointing at me.
Jack!
I knew very well, it will be you.
Tell me Jack, what do you want?
I'll tell you inside the room.
Ok then we're leaving, you guys can continue the game.
Jack!
-What's happening? -Father is getting lucky.
Even God won't spare this.
-Luck is not the thing -I'm coming dear
Oh no! [door opens]
Come in, Jack.
I'm inside... I'm inside, dear.
Tell me what you want now?
I just want you!
Just you!
Come on! King of naughtiness.
I knew that you'll ask for it.
But I have one condition.
What is that?
That is, I want...
I like to do it handcuffed.
Really? I have no issues with it.
That's great, then let's do it.
I'll spin it now.
You spin now, and I'll spin from here.
I'm going to get to you with this game.
Don't even try nothing will happen.
I get a feeling of a cross connection over here.
Point towards me... Point towards me.
It's pointing towards me.
Now I'll take care of you inside.
Let's go.
Tell me, what do you want?
Why will I say it out here?
Come to the room, then I'll ask.
-Come on -Fine, damn it.
You'll have great day today.
-You please spin it. -Sure, I'll spin it.
God, please show me mercy at least this time.
What is this dear?
Spin it again.
-For my sake, spin it once again. -Okay.
Kavya!
Shall we do it?
I'll kill you.
Hold your horses bro, can't you see I'm trying to manage?
Ahem!
Kavya, at least tell them we had sex.
No would believe even If I say it.
Why so?
If you do it, you can get out of this house.
Yeah, logic!
Kavya, at least one
Kiss!
No!
What about just one hug?
If you speak another word, I'll kick in your groin area.
How many more times, you'll crush them?
They're not footballs to kick.
Oh no, what's wrong with you?
This time, I'll spin it.
Hey wait,
Don't make it point towards me, then it's a foul.
Cause,
I'm not a fan of it.
Idiot!
Not again!
It's so boring!
[ghost laughing]
Bloody horny ghost!
So it's you doing it...
Understood, have to think of something else.
Another contestant has joined as a wild card entry.
Brother, you guys continue playing the game.
I'll take a leave.
Hey, finish the game.
I don't want to take any chances.
I'll do it myself, when its required.
Also I'll play with myself.
Just let me go, please.
You guys are going to bleed to death.
[ghost laughing]
Shall I spin now?
It's just us now.
So tell me what do you want?
Shall I ask you in private?
Aren't we alone here? Come on, tell me.
Fine!
That is... [door opens]
[groans]
Oh my God!
-What happened? -What happened, father?
Can't you be at peace during this old age.
Who is this guy?
Another house mate enters climbing over the wall,
a wild card entry to Mr Giri.
Darling! What the hell is that?
-Don't move! -Who are you?
Who are you, damn it?
Sir... Sir, who are you?
-Don't... Don't. -Don't kill us.
Sir, please don't kill us.
What is he looking at?
I understood what's that you're looking for.
I'll speak to baby about it.
I'll speak and convince her about it.
Wait up Sir, baby!
Sir, has a gun with him. He's in shooting mood.
It's just us in the room.
No one else is here.
I'll never utter a word about it outside.
I swear!
So you both have a good time.
Look here, I got her convinced. Go ahead.
-No... No... -Don't scream, he has a gun.
You please carry on.
-I will close my eyes, you guys do it. -I'll kill you.
No... Don't come closer. [screams]
That is inside the bathroom.
Bathroom!
Shall I look?
-Jack! -Yes
Turn around Jack!
-Isn't it just us inside this room? -Yes!
I swear,
Whatever happens here won't be known to anyone right?
Baby, why are you repeating what I said earlier?
He doesn't like women it seems.
He likes only men.
He was asking for coconut oil,
I told him it's in the bathroom.
Another important thing.
What is it?
Even he likes to be handcuffed.
You come and uncuff me.
-Then I'll handcuff you, Jack! -What?
So you're are gay?
He's exactly that.
So, men inside the house be careful.
How many more we have to be careful of in this house?
We're already stuck with this ghost, why the hell did you come here?
Why are you even scared of a ghost?
Why shouldn't we?
-My granny used to tell us a story. -What is it?
If someone dies at an young age,
their soul will wander looking for their favourite things.
Why don't your burn all those things?
Ya right!
We're not that brave brother,
why don't you burn it yourself?
Yeah, why not? Where is the room?
-That's the one. -I like it.
-Darling let's go. -Just move away.
-Why don't you come? -Damn it.
Looks like he doesn't spare anyone.
[door opens]
She looks awful!
The ghost seems to be nastier than me.
What's he doing?
He's about to do something.
-What's with that sack and oil? -He is about to burn something.
[pouring]
[fire crackling]
Awe!
Hey... It's burning, damn it!
-He is getting burned... -Fire, oh no!
-Your legs are burning, damn it. -Oh no!
TODAY
[dousing]
Are you guys fine?
-Jack! -Hey...
Won't you stop even inside the water?
Ok ok!
Hey!
Ghost!
What's is this?
Just because I was being funny, you took me as a comical ghost.
-I'll burn down and kill everyone. -Please don't.
I'll give you 48 hours. You guys decide, who will be the one to satisfy me.
Stop scheming to chase me away.
Rather think of how to make me happy.
You have 48 hours!
Day 7, 07:00 am
Not possible.
You and the ghost are behind the same thing.
If you guys do it together, we can leave this house.
I can't do it.
Hey, I'm begging of you.
It'll be over with just bat of an eye.
For god sake agree to it.
Beg to that ghost and ask her to change in to man, I'll do it.
Please agree to it. I beg of you.
You better wear a shirt, I'm getting turned on.
Hey, why is that you just like men?
Did I ask why you guys like women?
He's mental.There's no point in talking to him.
-He's wasting out time. -Come on let's leave.
This is Jack is quite tempting.
Hey Jack, wait I'm coming.
Day 7, 12:30 PM.
Mother Rose, trying to escape through exhaust.
That ghost will definitely kill me.
I've seen Kanchana and Conjuring 1,2 and 3,
but this one is a horny ghost.
She'll screw me to death.
The hand is out,
the head is out too.
Oh God, I'm stuck.
Can't get through in spite of bending down.
Damn this fat body.
Hey!
Oh wow!
Wow!
Hey, who's tapping my butt?
It's me.
Oh god, it's you.
Oh no, he has direct access now.
Hey, what are you doing, it's tickles damn it.
I'll get hot coconut oil, it'll slide in easily.
Coconut oil? Why is that?
Hey, what do you want?
I want him!
I want him too.
I want him right now.
I saw him first, so I want him.
Whey, what are you doing out there?
Don't do that damn it.
I want him right away.
-Hey! -I'll be dead.
Fine!
Fight without using your supernatural powers.
Whoever wins will have him.
-Ok? -Fine!
You hold on, I'll handle her now.
What exactly are you doing down there?
I'll come down myself.
Oh my God!
-What the hell are you doing? -Hey, he's mine.
He is mine...
I'm back, my dear.
I really beg of you.
-Please pull me out from here safely. -I want him.
Wait... Wait.
Let's break for two minutes.
-Then we'll continue. -I beg of you.
Wait for two minutes, I'll come down myself.
Oh god!
[gasps]
When did this come over here?
We were fighting.
For what?
To win you.
To win me, why?
It was desiring for what's in the front.
And I was interested in your back.
You don't worry, I'll win this.
What's happening over here, sister?
There are so many men in this house.
Not him though.
I literally beg of you, beg.
Don't beg to her.
Hey, I will not leave.
I died without experiencing any pleasure.
I've been waiting since 25 years.
And I'll make sure to do it.
I'll devour you guys one by one.
What are you doing, damn it?
Day 7, 03:00 pm
Everyone seems to be very relaxed.
It gave you guys just 48 hours.
It's over now.
You're part of it too.
Me really?
Even my pant didn't catch fire, she can't harm me.
Actually, I have a plan.
Tell me what's the plan?
Why do people come to Bangkok?
-For what? -Exactly for that.
So, we'll throw a party tonight.
We'll invite a lot of girls to it.
They'll come along with lot of boys.
So at least someone in that will be a virgin.
We'll get him to the ghost and escape from here.
That's fine, how are you going to arrange for a party?
Don't worry, That we'll take care of it.
If glamorous girls are going to dance
any men will be come drooling like a dog.
I'm nothing like that.
-I'm a gentleman. -Oh god... This guy!
Please throw a party as soon as possible.
Before you do that
please get me some clothes.
I'll die because of his horny tortures.
Don't worry. I'm here for you Jack.
-I knew it dear. -He's better than her.
"Hello Viewers"
"Greetings to all"
"Today's recipe is called"
"Anthem of porn"
"Sunny Leone's downloads have caused a hole in my pocket"
"I've gone dry working out the entire night"
"Bigg Boss is on the night Schedule"
"It's really boring boss"
"11 to 12 we watch Samaram"
"Which is the secret of our power"
"To get the message of this song, get a Happy Ending massage"
"It's bang in the dark room"
"Sunny Leone's downloads have caused a hole in my pocket"
"I've gone dry working out the entire night"
[music]
"Wiki Leaks are a history now"
"Suchi Leaks tweets are trending now"
"If Mia Khalifa comes in to dream"
"Spew milk in the mouth"
"For Sree Reddy video, longed for many nights"
"Lip-Lock"
"69..."
"Froggy-Froggy"
"Doggy-Doggy"
"Though we saw many styles..."
"...we found heaven in our own hands"
[music]
"Internet on my phone, I use it to no good"
"Looking at beautiful women, all across the world"
"Can I get a little taste, of the Booty taste"
"Body taste of every women has to offer"
"Staring at that 5.5 Inch screen..."
"...when she work it, I feel that she's looking at me"
"When I'm in the comfort of my privacy"
"I'm gonna go downtown, I'm gonna love you back to sleep"
"It's bang in the dark room"
Day 8, 04:00 am
House mates are hoping at least one guest at the party is a Virgin.
Hopefully he's the one.
Damn it!
No one in this town a virgin.
-[screams] Get inside soon. -Come soon.
Everyone come inside right away.
-Wait I'll check. -Something is wrong with Pooja.
Pooja!
Hey... Chandu!
-Let go off me -Chandu, don't go there.
Pooja!
[grunts]
Hey you...
Why did you possess her?
Please let her go. Please!
I had asked one among you to sleep with me.
Instead of deciding who's that, you guys are making me angry partying all night.
Oh God, This party was organized for your sake.
If we get you a virgin guy, we can escape right.
Please... Please let her go.
I need to know right now.
If you don't, then I'll strip her naked and kill.
-Do you want to see? -Hey, don't!
Look, look!
-Look. -Wait, wait, wait
Hold on! Hold on... I'll come
I'll come to you. I'll do it.
Today at 8pm,
you should come over to my room with heart felt desire.
-Will you come? Will you come? -I'll come, I'll come.
Just let her go, please
-Pooja... Pooja! -Pooja... Pooja!
-Chandu... Chandu -Pooja... Pooja!
Pooja!
-Pooja, open your eyes -Pooja!
Why did you agree to go tomorrow? You'll die.
What else do you expect me to do?
She came here 'cause of me. You're here believing that I'll get married.
And she came trusting you.
And these people are stuck here without their knowledge.
It started with me, let it end with me.
If you people can get out, if I die
I'll happily die.
Do you think that ghost will let us go after you die?
It will kill us all.
I swear, this ghost can't take our lives.
Yes!
If we have to leave, then let us all survive this.
-If not we all will die together. -Let's do that.
[music]
House mates scared and trapped in a dark room,
A ghost waiting to get punched hard.
Let's wait and watch what's next.
[music]
"Dear come, let's play"
"To experience the first bite"
"Come on... come closer"
"Come for tug of war"
"Come smooth, dear warrior"
"Hot desired body"
"Is in deep thirst"
"Shower as a hot rain"
"Age is like a game"
"To turn off the lust"
"With twists of lust, every re-living moment is yours"
"Come and approach, let's do extreme respite"
"Come and approach, just touch me"
"Dear come, let's play"
"To experience the first bite"
"Come on... come closer"
"Come for tug of war"
"Come smooth dear warrior"
"Come on... come closer"
"Hot desired body"
"Is in deep thirst"
"Shower as a hot rain"
"Age is like a game"
"To turn off the lust"
"With twists of lust, every re-living moment is yours"
"Come and approach, let's do extreme respite"
"Come and approach, just touch me"
"Come and approach, let's do extreme respite"
"Come and approach, just touch me"
"Come and approach, let's do extreme respite"
-"Come and approach, just touch me" -[fire crackling]
Hey, don't do it.
Put out that fire.
-Don't... Don't do it. -Everyone come inside.
-Don't! -Come in.
I'm scared of fire damn it.
What are you doing?
Don't!
A short film on the Swami Ji, who's going to save the house mates.
In order to ramp up the character of Swami Ji,
showing him repeatedly is our editor's hand job.
He's said to be the famous Swami Ji in all of Bangkok.
But how were you able to get out of the house?
It was into girls earlier,
but now I'm into guys.
Then, why didn't you try to escape from the house?
When there are 4 handsome guys in the house, why will I get out sister?
Come on.
Seer!
There's a ghost in our house.
Seer, agreed to come over to the house.
In order to drive away the ghost,
he stated he can keep the ghost under control for 17 minutes.
I'll not spare anyone.
Why these guys are freaking out for such a beautiful damsel?
-I'm losing control. Oh God! -Douse the fire.
Don't...
Bless you!
Don't
Bless you!
Hey!
-I'm going to kill you if you listen him -I'll give you 17 minutes
In this 17 minutes,
lose your virginity asap.
Bless you! Bless you! Bless you!
Bless you!
Don't listen to him.
Don't go...
Come on, come on... here.
Come on, let's do it soon.
Come inside soon, let's do it.
Seer!
Why haven't you left yet?
Everyone has a girlfriend to do it, Seer.
I'm the only single guy here.
-So what do you expect me to do? -I'm there for you.
The thing is that,
if you can set me up with your assistant, you'll save my life.
It's all in your hands.
Bloody idiot! I'm a Seer!
Just for day for my sake
Oh my freaking God!
Are you turning me into a broker?
I can't say that...
-But do it for today. -Leave me...
Seems like she is waiting for that.
Hey,
she's from Thailand. It'll cost you a lot.
Not an issue, Seer. I'll dig into few houses
and pay her in instalments.
Doesn't matter if you gonna dig a hole,
-or you put it in a hole -Ah, Seer!
-but make sure your aim is right, my son. -Aim?
I promise, that I won't miss the target.
You shouldn't be holding that plastic anymore,
but mine!
-Bless you... Bless you! -Hurrah! Hurrah!
[panting]
Wasn't it great, madam? I finished it in two minutes.
I'm super fast!
Fool, this is not something to get it done in 2 minutes.
Oh no baby, didn't you like it?
There wasn't enough time to like or not to like.
Looks like that Swami, didn't bless me right.
Come, let's get to that room.
Hold on a minute.
Hey, open the door.
-Who's that? -Mother Rosy!
He has come with another sister now.
He's desperate for a room.
You're done right, at least give it to him.
What are you saying? Brother has just entered the house
and you're asking to vacate right away.
No way!
-[knocking] -Damn it!
What's wrong!?
No matter how much you insult me,
I'm not going to stop with just once.
Hey!
It's useless standing here, let's try upstairs.
Come on Pooja quick, we don't have time
Wait... Wait!
You were romancing the ghost with strawberries, chocolate and ice cubes.
But with me direct action.
Not a chance.
Seer, has just given us 17 minutes.
We have to do everything within that. Come on soon.
Jack, didn't I mention earlier?
What?
That I like it when I'm tied up.
Oh God, that dress I wore on that day had a rope.
Where will I go for a rope now?
I don't care what you do.
I'm on only if I'm tied up,
if not I can't guarantee your life.
Oh no, what will I do now?
Give me this rope from your dress, I'll tie you up.
No!
This is fashion.
Fashion?
Oh God, she's refusing for everything.
No problem, I have rope around my waist.
I'll just manage with that.
I'll tie you up. Jump on the bed.
-Come on, Jack! -Mwah.
Hey, are you gay?
I'm totally smitten by you dear.
Hey, ridiculous people!
Don't be scared!
Hey!
This is 377,
Recently, the supreme court agreed to it.
-Stop there -I'll kill you, damn it.
Hey!
Mwah... Mwah!
Come on... Come on.
This door is locked too. [knocks]
Hey!
Hey, please open the door.
I plead you.
Please open for once. Urgent...
Pooja, just listen to me.
That was just an act, dear.
Trust me. Seer just gave us 15 minutes.
Please Pooja, let's do it.
It didn't look like you were acting.
Hey... Hey... Let me inside the bathroom, at least. I'll be saved.
Come on, let's go downstairs
Put out this fire.
-Put out this fire. -Hey, why are you barking like a dog?
Just shut up.
What's your name?
"Ai... Ai!"
Ai? What kind of a name is this?
How long it's been since your death?
It's been 25 years.
-25 years? -Yes!
Why is it that all the ghosts return to avenge after 25 years?
-Hey! -Hey, shut up!
Beat the hell out of you!
Mind your business.
Get out from here.
Our romance is all set. Mwah!
I broke in to many houses.
Let's give it a last try.
[knocking] Hey... Hey, open the door.
How about below the stairs? This won't be comfortable.
Let's do one thing. We have kitchen.
Big Kitchen, Bigg Boss size. Are you ok with it?
-Ok! -Ok?
Boom... Boom! Let's do it there.
I thought will die a virgin.
Finally, my dream has come true.
I'll live.
I'll sing a song for you.
"What else do I need"
-"enough, this is enough" -Mwah!
Hey, stop singing and get done with the job you came for.
That's right, time is running out.
I forgot about it.
Hail Mahishmati!
Ok, forget that. Do you remember my dad's conditions?
-Condition? -Huh!
According to her dad's condition,
you'll have to satisfy that girl for a minimum twenty five minutes,
That's when he'll agree to the wedding.
Dear son, to save the embarrassment
please do something about it.
Oh God, dad!
This is not something a dad says to a son.
I'll try.
Yes...
Oh my dear, you live a happy life
-I'll die along with that ghost. Bye. -Hey... Wait.
Hey!
Hey! Shh!
[groans]
Seer, it was successful.
I'll kill you guys.
-I'm going to kill you guys. -One more round?
-Hey oldie, I'll give you horrific death -Seer, bless me.
-Do you guys swing the other way? -Not the other way!
-To be precise, I'm gay! -Gay?
In a minute, the fire will be out.
Once it's done, I won't be under anyone's control.
Where's the other guy?
Only a minute is left now.
Shut up!
-Seer -What?
-You betrayed me, damn it! -We did it!
Seer, everyone is done.
When do we get it on?
Don't you guys worry, that the ghost is left in ashes.
We'll meet again in Season 2 with the new set of virgin housemates.
Until then, I'll take a leave.
I'm your...