Lallan, you'll always be a loser!
Save me! Shut up!
No! No!
No!
My name is Joanna! Have you read the script?
Fight sequence belongs to the hero.
You're the heroine, not hero.
So let Mr. Kapoor do it!
You just do "Ooh aah ouch!" and play the victim...
Like...
"Damsel in distress!"
...sway your waist and hips.
When I start camera from here...
Shake your booty and belly!
Girl Gun Godfather.
Give it to me baby!
So 'hot' in here!
All the hotties of Delhi burn fat here!
No... Stunning up here!
Madam... sing something spicy in Hindi! English song is rubbish!
Ma'am they've disrupted our project...
And they've the power to do so?
Hold on--
Don't throw problems at me, give solutions.
We haven't found a solution...
Why have I hired you then? Do you know why we have bauxite mines?
Yes ma'am.
600 million dollars of foreign investment is no joke!
You think I'm scared of 200 tribals protesting in front of our factory!
...you can use Photoshop... and create 'before and after' effect?
It's a 5 million dollar campaign!
Then why didn't you get a fair-skinned model?
Chris, we've been shooting for 5 days...
As usual hiding reality, creating lies...
You think all this is a lie?
No! More angry!
No!
"No! No!"
Tribal protest. Villagers uprising.
You call this a report?
But as you can see, she's still dark!
Only way she's going to be fair is because of my Photoshop...
Not your fairness cream!
Enjoying huh?
Stunning, huh?
Madam, shake your long legs!
Sing something sexy!
Give me your hands...
We're paying you a fat fee.
Stop lecturing and keep clicking!
Then what are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
You fucker!
Motherfucker, how dare you fuck up my song!
Welcome, Madam.
It's so slushy here!
Who told you to wear slippers?
Look at the mud! My heels will get dirty.
Ms. Bombay, Ms. Delhi disembark together?
We coordinated our flights!
Hey! I'm here too! Watch my hair!
You're wearing a saree?
What's the matter with you?
My husband Ravi likes it.
How are you?
Give me a high five! Yeah!
Okay.
Your ex-boss is such a snob... Why did you call her?
We're friends now. She's so snooty!
So ladies, now I'll show you your rooms!
Mad, this is your room.
No privacy, so open?
Is there air conditioning? Yes, there's AC and TV too.
What is this? Oh god, she's opened a lingerie store.
There is no network in this room.
That's why this is not your room!
That too in middle of her undies!
You should paint and renovate...
No, my father doesn't want me to. Maya!
Wi-Fi is available? Yes, in the entire house.
Could you please watch her?
Why have you called us here?
She's so loud.
She's getting married?
Is she? Huh?
Why didn't you tell us, you bitch!
Why? My hair!
You deserve a smack!
You kept it a secret!
Yeah?
Is there no shower in your house? Of course there is.
Joanna Mendes is my cousin-sister.
Half-British and... Half-bonkers!
She featured in that Lollypop movie...
She was in Lick My Lollypop?
There is a film called Lick My Lollypop?
She must pad a lot?
She's obliged to, and she hates it!
Why do people have a problem with natural assets?
You wouldn't have any with that beautiful ass of yours!
I was always the butt of jokes in college.
Not me, only her. Both of you!
Because you were funny.
How mean! Just because I was a junior, you both ignored me...
As if you were the coolest chicks in college!
We were the coolest!
You were so studious!
Where's your gold medal now?
Her husband Ravi is wearing it!
On our wedding I garlanded him with my medal!
Arranged marriage.
You know sometimes, you just want to give in.
How many battles to fight? When everyone is against you...
What's the crisis?
Why do they want triple amount?
So call the commissioner.
Speak loud, I can't hear you.
What about that middleman we bribed?
This country is destined for doom... Fuck!
Listen...
Why've you called that snob here?
Heard the way she spoke to me?
Don't say that, Pam!
when I was in Bombay, she called me one day...
She said, "There's an exhibition, you have to come."
It was a show of this really prominent photographer Dayanita Singh.
That show was a revelation for me.
I started wondering what am I doing with my life.
If Su had not invited me,
I wouldn't have been here today.
Why didn't you eat?
Give me that. Drink your milk.
Don't trouble me so much!
Who's given you this junk?
Go now.
And wear your slippers!
You are looking angelic!
Put a black spot on her!
Freida enough, now tell us who the groom is!
Why so much suspense? Who's the sexy guy?
Doctor?!
He used to walk weird, but he was a doctor. Me with that weirdo?
I think he used to work out a lot! He was hot!
You remember that other guy...
Mom-in-law, you have five sons; 2 drunkards and 2 slobs...
But the one I've chosen is pure like a rose!
The man I am to marry is dark and handsome
Let the fair ones be damned!
Father, why do you marry me off
to a stranger from a faraway land?
With you, father, I'm free as a bird...
Free as a bird!
I can't sing... I'm going to get emotional!
What happened?
We're here for you... don't worry.
We'll always be there for you.
Together we're your father's father!
I'll sing a funny song for you!
I don't know, Dad...
how I fell in love with both Raj and Rahul together.
I'm pregnant with your child!
I'm child with your pregn...
I'm pregnant with your child.
I'm pregnant with your child!
Fuck, man!
This is how he washes each day?
Seriously, behave yourself. You're a married woman!
Call her husband.
Let's lay him and play chess on his stomach.
Jo, ask him in Hindi "What's going on, GQ?"
Let her say it in her accent! It'll sound sexy.
Laxmi, do you know him? Mm-hmm.
He comes once a month. He stays for a couple of days.
I've worked at his place. Oh really?
Grandma!
Make it quick... too many clothes.
Huh? Are you tired?
I can wash ten times more! If I stop working, I'll die!
Why do these girls wear torn clothes?
Such nonsense.
Young people nowadays wear such clothes.
If they wear tattered clothes,
their life will also be in tatters!
Torn clothes, torn lives...
Look at her face! I don't think she knows what a dildo is!
Of course I know! That means she has used a dildo!
O Lord!
Tell the truth.
What's wrong?
Have you...
I told you I will be with my friends.
Yes, but you said you were going for a day...
It's been four days! I stayed little longer...
Then just call and tell me so!
I've been calling for the past three days.
You've come this far to yell at me?
Fuck! Sit comfortably! Have a drink, have dinner too!
In fact why not show him a room?!
Stay here, settle down!
Zain, is everything alright?
We should be with her!
Please forgive me, I shouldn't have shouted...
It's my friend's bachelorette.
Ask her later!
Mad, we're just concerned. We're scared.
What are you doing with your life?
I'm doing nothing with my life!
Nothing at all!
And that is the problem!
That doesn't mean you have to kill yourself!
You should've called us, told us something at least!
Drop it guys! Enough!
Do I have to tell you everything? Did you tell us why you called us here?
What's the matter with you?
Your work is so amazing-- What work?
You keep saying that!
Since the past 3 years, my album of 12 songs is rotting away.
No one wants it.
Drink as much as you want tonight.
When he plays the guitar, there's pin-drop silence.
And all those Bollywood songs you like...
He has played guitar for 8 out of every 10 films!
He strums the guitar really well! He strums me well too!
Board of Directors' conference-- Suranjana!
There's no network in your house, Freida. I have to finish this.
We're going out for lunch so get down!
Can I please finish this call?
Guys, lunch is walking right towards us!
Your neighbor!
Freida... enough now. Just tell us who's the boy.
I will tell you, eat first. I can't wait any longer.
Why? Because she doesn't know herself!
You eat your food.
She'll randomly marry someone at the last minute.
Bride's choice! Like a true Indian girl...
"Mummy! Dispatch me a husband!"
But that is the status of many desi girls...
Their parents choose for them. Not anymore!
Really? You did the same... Even you couldn't work because of marriage.
You were pressurized... There was no pressure on me!
Girls, I had a choice!
If I tell Ravi that I want to open my office and work
and I don't want to remain a housewife,
I don't think he will say no!
How are you going to manage work, home...?
You think my marriage is easy? It's not easy!
Every day we argue on petty issues!
Who'll take the responsibility of Maya?
It's taken for granted that it's the woman.
It's a stereotype, it's expected of us.
My grandma says, "How will you get married, you can't even cook!"
I'm there for you!
You have Laxmi, who do we have? Enough of this serious talk!
It's my wedding, you guys! Now don't discourage her!
She's getting married with great difficulty!
That's why I had asked "Why?"
I'm down here... What are you doing down there?
That's nice!
You called me for your wedding.
You know me: I visit, mark my attendance
and rush back to work the next day.
I can't explain.
Laxmi! Dhoni has barged in again!
Calm down!
Is this a house or a farm?
Or a zoo? All sorts of creatures keep creeping in!
What's all this drama?
And this is Suranjana.
Maya, get up. Let's go.
We're going back home!
Mama... Quiet!
I don't want to go... Out!
Down with Su-Lite!
Return our land!
They come to tribal area...
and capture our motherland to build a factory.
They lie and say we'll get jobs.
We say we want our land back!
She's out to destroy me!
All work has stopped. My foreign investors are retracting.
Listen. You can leave if you wish to but please hear me out...
I can't stay here just for Maya.
Will you stay for me?
Please hear me out.
My father is not coming, you know that. I was hoping, maybe...
Listen...
Whatever is the problem between you two...
I'm about to get married.
Freida's getting married.
All friends have gathered here.
I'm meeting them after ages.
We were talking the other day
how I used to be bright student, gold medalist...
I was wondering if I could start a business of my own.
It's not about money, Ravi.
It doesn't have to be about money.
I do nothing at home all day and I'm tired of all those parties.
I'm not complaining...
No, I'm not weeping...
Mother fucker! Sister fucker!
You piece of shit! You monster!
Come on, leave.
Get out!
Leave me!
Enough, Laxmi! No!
Freida, keep her at home. Shut up, Tony!
Come everyone!
Why is she angry?
When evil prevails over the world,
Goddess Durga dons her most ferocious form which is Kali.
And she comes to annihilate all the evil!
Mad... you've become so religious! Shut up!
And me? I'm definitely Kali.
Each one of us has a Kali inside.
Show me your Kali avatar!
Me? Yeah.
One call from office and you'll see my Kali!
I'm Laxmi!
Then show Laxmi's Kali avatar!
Show your Kali avatar!
The innocent one!
Let's click a picture together of our Kali avatar!
What's going on?
What happened?
I told you get a better car but you wanted this jeep!
Middle of the jungle! No signal also.
Look! A car full of firecrackers!
It's wide open!
What?
Car bonnet! Need lubrication?
Should I insert... the jack?
Get away from here! Why? Expecting someone else to insert?
Your dad owns this road? Bitch!
Bitch... What will you do?
Are you abusing me? You want to see what I'll do?
Don't you dare touch me!
Watch out... this is our locality!
That bunch with the red hat guy
hang out at the beach, drink and harass girls.
You think we should stand still and hear their bullshit?
They were five guys! It was foolish...
We are seven!
Does any of us know karate, kung fu?
I have already enrolled Maya for taekwondo.
There are so many such videos!
Culprits' faces are marked with red circles,
we recognize them, but they're roaming free!
I think poverty has a huge role to play in this situation.
You mean rich people don't commit such crimes?
More than we think. But those cases are not reported.
It becomes a matter of family honour.
"We don't want to report this... 'cause if my daughter
is dishonored she won't find a groom"
You're talking about short skirts?
I wear a saree, completely covered.
Even then they peek inside and tease, "Give it to me baby!"
We've tradition of Kali, Durga, Laxmi,
but we lock up women, abuse them.
We worship women, but also treat them like shit.
Equality is the only solution.
Instead of land-grabbing, fight for the equality then!
Can we get beyond personal and smaller issues?
Women are women's worst fucking enemies!
This is the real problem!
You need to mail the board...
Where did you find this?
What the f...? What's this?
She found it in the kitchen!
How can you keep a bloody gun in the house? Show me where it was.
Here...
Here!
Do you know who kept it here?
Laxmi did.
Did you see her keeping it?
You need to talk to her, Freida, now!
Is this yours?
She's been fighting a court case for 8 years.
8 years!
She keeps running around...
but the hearing keeps getting postponed.
What case?
I knew him well.
Why was he murdered?
That's the reason the case has prolonged.
She's spent all her earnings in bribing the officials. She's sick and tired of it.
So when she gets angry...
Tony, the guy who killed her brother is out on bail.
You know she smashed his entire bar!
Who, Laxmi? Yes.
How do I calm her down?
Fucking lawyers are of no use...
We'll help her.
I swore that I'll remove this black thread
only after taking my revenge on Tony.
How long have you been wearing it?
I don't even remember... Many years.
I don't know if that time will ever come.
Have you ever fallen in love?
No.
Why?
Never found the time!
No, it's because you're consumed by the vengeance.
I mean...
you're wasting your life.
And that hurts me.
Think about yourself!
Everything will be alright...
Come. Let's go.
Remove the thread. Please.
Of all the places in Goa, you found this?
This cliff is my all-time favorite.
And why're you on cloud nine today?
It's high time we confront her.
This is just not done.
But you're her childhood friends, you should know.
She is your family, she should know.
Call that all-knowing woman!
Yes?
Why is she acting dumb?
Once a month, she remains mute till twelve o' clock.
But why?
Meditation and... vow of silence.
You should also try, it'll be good for you.
Do you know who she's marrying?
I should return to sweeping...
What?
You can break the vow of silence, this is important.
There's still two hours to go before twelve!
Okay fine. Don't speak. Just act it out!
We'll try guessing!
One, two, three, go!
Thread in the needle?
That's what it means!
Give us more clues...
In the lock up? Terrorist?
Cupboard?
Are you getting married to a doorman?
Gay as in happy, right? No... Gay as in homosexual.
Laxmi! Bring some water.
You're gay?
You're really gay?
She's at least Indian?
Why're you eyeballing me?!
You, please be straight. I can't take it.
No I'm not gay, though she's very hot. I have a boyfriend.
Please don't marry a maid!
What is this?
Now, what's wrong with her?
We have a confusion...
Would Nargis be our...
Sister-in-law or brother-in-law?
Have you guys thought this through?
There's lots in the news, law about Article 370.
Crazy girl!
370 is Kashmir issue...
You meant Section 377. I know that.
The British passed that law in 1861 and it still continues.
Okay fine, as per Section 377...
Wouldn't you two end up in jail?
Then we'll romance in the jail.
Who gave rights to the government to judge
what is natural and unnatural sex?
The state has no role to play in this!
And if a woman chooses to love a woman, what is unnatural about that?
According to them, sometimes even a man-woman love is also a crime
'cause oral sex is a crime! By the way, we're all criminals!
We can go to jail. Sorry, I'll not go to jail.
Liar! I'll slap you if you lie.
How can you've seen it when I've never done oral...
I never allow such acts!
We've considered all of that, don't worry.
Which is why we're keeping it a private affair.
We've managed to convince the church with great difficulty.
Which is why only six of you're invited.
Get it?
Stop it now.
But... Should I ask?
How do you both do it?
Come on, I'll show you how!
Disgusting!
Now that I'm marrying you, I've got to get used to your friends!
Did you see Pam run? "How do you both do it?"
Pam? What's wrong?
Nothing.
You're scaring me now.
Sit.
Are you well?
I am very well.
In fact, I've never been so well before.
I'm happy now.
I'm happy for Freida. I'm happy for everyone.
But...
Seeing her this way... made me realize about my life.
From the outside it's full and flowery. From the inside it's empty.
Every day...
my mother-in-law takes me to see a new gynecologist.
Five years since we're married.
She wants a grandchild, soon...
How do I give her that?
Alone?
They're always after me. Nobody asks him.
Why would they? It's always the woman who's to be blamed.
She was shooting for such big magazines.
She left it all, and happily lives here.
And even your life is so amazing.
You've such a nice guy who loves you,
who came all the way here to see you!
You're talking about Freida and Nargis?
Think about the problems they're facing?
In this country? Two women love each other? Married?
During all these years you never mentioned a thing!
I want to change things...
and take a major step...
Remember the college days?
Everyone was shit scared of you!
Then?
We're still the same girls even today...
We can achieve whatever we set our minds to!
No one can stop you.
What do you want?
What will you do after?
Anything... but I'll not live in his house.
I'll come to you. To become another problem!
Please keep me, for old times' sake!
You're understanding...
You're ever-changing
Oh, life
At times, you make us laugh
In an instant, you make us cry
Oh, life
At times, you're a ray of hope
At times, you're joy
Oh, life
At times, you're a wave of sorrow
You're understanding...
You're ever-changing
Oh, life
In you, we meet the ones
We cannot live without, oh life
In you, we meet the ones we cannot live without...
In you, we learn to love
Yet you take them away from us
Oh, life
You're understanding...
You're ever-changing
Oh, life
You show me dreams
And you realise them too
But then you shatter these dreams
And you seize everything
I will not live on your terms
I now write my own destiny
Yet, I will try to walk with you...
Oh, life
You're understanding...
You're ever...
Maya clicked these pictures?
She always hides here and draws...
This is Papa who keeps flying...
Mumma is always in office...
And here she is playing...
When I asked why she's playing by herself she said it's because...
"I'm always alone."
What's wrong, Mumma?
What's this costume?
Nargis Aunty made me a tribal!
My grandma...
She can't make it to church for the wedding tomorrow...
So she wants to give her blessings now!
But a blessing of a different kind!
Grandma! How cool!
Nargis, will you be wearing a gown?
No, she doesn't know what she's going to wear.
What? It isn't my choice!
Freida's planned it all. So romantic!
Laxmi, have you seen our neighbor?
Who? Ramu, who keeps the bull?
No! Oh!
The guy who washes the Ambassador car?
Laxmi! Yes! You know...
Of course!
While leaving, he said...
that he'll meet you again in two-three weeks.
Since you've arrived, he started talking to me.
Before he never addressed a word to me.
Don't you want know what else he said?
It's really nice.
"It's really nice."
Jo, you have such a quirky accent!
What'll you do in Bollywood if you can't speak Hindi properly?
"I'm pregnant with your child!"
That day you also made fun of her Hindi...
You'll always end up playing NRI roles.
There are many dubbing artists.
I know how hard you've been working...
We were having so much fun just a while ago.
Then the man asked her,
"If you lost your keys inside your house,
why are you searching outside?"
She replied, "There is no light inside my house...
"There's a streetlight outside, so I'm searching here!"
Understood?
It's funny, right? Another story?
Laura, hi... am I disturbing you?
Okay, we'll get into all that later.
First things first.
About Su-Lite Mining...
I know losses will be massive but let me handle it.
Yes, I'm dead serious!
What's going on?
Never knew you'd be so generous!
It happens sometimes, by mistake!
She's sleeping?
Where's Jo?
Laxmi... did you see Jo?
No, she must be around.
She loves taking long strolls.
Let's all scream.
Shh... Maya's asleep!
Network? Yes. Is she still mad at us?
Frankly, I can't see a thing.
Uncle, the girl who was with us, did she come back here?
No... Please think hard.
She's a foreigner, in shorts.
I haven't seen her.
She's not at the shack. Take out the torches.
Laxmi, take her to the shack to sleep.
Have you seen a girl pass by?
Today's a red flag, no one was in the waters.
A foreigner?
Yes, a foreigner did pass here.
She went that way.
Nothing...
Did you find anything? What should we do?
Pull up her shorts!
She was here?
On her stomach.
I can't do anything till police arrives.
Lift her and put her on the stretcher!
What's the name of the victim?
She doesn't look Indian, is she a foreigner?
What do you think, doctor? I've informed the morgue.
We'll have to conduct a post-mortem.
Were there any male members here?
Then who was smoking this?
What are you doing here?
Our friend is getting married.
We came here to celebrate...
What's this? Sir, some snacks.
Not now! Leave.
We were here on a picnic.
She left for a walk... Who left?
We prepared to leave, she wasn't with us.
She had gone for a walk. All alone?
There were many people here.
It was about 8 pm then.
She was with us.
We're doing serious scrutiny here. Please.
Victim... what's her full name?
Profession?
Where? In Bollywood?
She is trying.
Was trying.
I'm getting married to Nargis.
You two ladies are getting married?
Victim was wearing such clothes huh?
Why're you after clothes?
Can't you see the photo?
Don't push me to my limit!
You're Mr D'silva's daughter, right?
But from what I've seen... it seems like...
three or more men were involved.
Sir, sorry to wake you up but...
the victim is a British national.
She acts in Bollywood movies. Katrina type.
They were partying on the beach...
The same situation, sir...
Indecently dressed...
They've come from different cities to attend a wedding.
Two girls are getting married.
Who's to say?
Mad... look at that guy in the hat.
These are the same guys!
They harassed us.
Do you remember, we had a fight.
This guy in the red hat, he was on a bike.
He was abusing us!
These are the same five guys! Suranjana?
Freida's scooter is missing...
That mix-breed girl was beyond fun! How she screamed!
By the time my turn came...
Hey, switch off the torch!
Dead body of a 24-year-old girl was found.
Police has refused to comment.
The girl is rumored to be a struggling Bollywood starlet.
Gruesome gang rape in Goa of 24 year...
In our country, rape has become an epidemic.
Free and fragile...
Are you at the funeral?
No, Zain, I don't have the courage to go to church.
Can I call you later?
What...? Don't you know?!
This is no time for jokes.
I'm not joking. Check your mail, now!
I am angered by the fact that...
we cannot write our own stories.
I'm tired of protesting.
Maybe it is for the better...
that Joanna's soul is resting in peace.
Maybe...
We have evidence that...
those who killed the five men are in this gathering.
If they were guilty of this crime against Joanna...
then it was the duty of the courts to judge them.
Whoever has taken the law in their hands,
please rise, right now.