The Myth Of The Good Girl
Akshara Haasan
Usha Uthup
Line Producer Kiran Keshav
Sound Design S.Alagiakoothan & Suren.G
Costume Design Themis Vanessa
Production Design Shanoo Muralidharan
Editor Keerthana Murali
Music Susha
Director of Photography Shreya Dev Dube
Creative Producer Vidhya Sukumaran
Produced by TrendLoud
Written & Directed by Raja Ramamurthy
[PHONE CHIMES]
Hi!
[KISSES PIXIE]
Cutie...
Ow!
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS]
♪ You are the promised kiss of springtime ♪
♪ That makes the lonely winter seem long ♪
♪ You are the breathless hush of evening ♪
♪ That trembles on the brink of a lovely song ♪
♪ Sa re Ga pa Ne sa ♪
♪ Sa Ne pa Ga re sa ♪
[SINGS IN INDO-AMERICAN ACCENT]"Sa ne Ga pa Re sa"
Sing properly.
Don't stress on that note.
Sing softer.
"I'm sorry."
♪ Sa re Ga pa Ne sa... Sa ♪
Raghini...
Will you never get it right, you dunce?
You're making me lose my voice.
You will never match up to your mother.
[CRICKET COMMENTARY]Beautiful ball, an out swinger...
Damn. Such a moron. Always lets the team down in critical situations.
Don't worry, Dad.
Who's next?
[HESITANTLY] Harish.
[DISMISSIVE] That loser!
He is absolutely useless. Just switch off the TV.
[COM...] ...has shown a lot of potential here and there.
Ummm... let's see how he plays today.
Why waste our time?
He is good for nothing.
He is usually useless. But...
[COMMENTARY CONTINUES] I think Tamilnadu is in a very good position
Yeah, absolutely. This season different players have stepped up for them.
And they look like they're putting in a good all round performance this year.
And... Harish is off the mark immediately.
Pavithraaaaa. I've already laid out the dress on the bed.
Wear it.
♪ She will be on the white lotus flower ♪
♪ She lives in the sound emanating from Veena ♪
♪ She will be on the white lotus flower ♪
♪ She lives in the sound emanating from Veena ♪
♪ She will be on the white lotus flower ♪
♪ She lives in the sound emanating-- ♪
Sing properly, dear.
I asked you to sing properly.
Sing like my Mother.
♪ She will be on the white lotus flower ♪
♪ She lives in the sound emanating from Veena ♪
♪ She will be on the white lotus flower ♪
♪ She lives in the sound emanating-- ♪
How many times does she have to teach you the same thing?
That's enough for today.
When will you learn to sing properly?
Would you like another serving?
No.
Why do you never eat properly at home?
Take another helping.
Do you have to go through so much trouble to eat it?
Huh?
Be glad that at least she enjoys your Mom's fish.
Okay, Where are we with the project?
Pavithra, presentation.
Rathi, coding.
-Jessica's boyfriend, research. -Jessica's boyfriend, research.
Guys uh...
My boyfriend will finish the research soon.
Okay!
The poor lad does so much more than just research.
He pays for your food...
Acts as your personal chauffeur.
Cleans your motorcycle too.
The only thing he hasn't done yet is clean your bathroom.
He loves me, he loves doing all this for me.
Will your boyfriend do any of these things for you?
Why should he?
I have a pair of hands, legs,
and most importantly, a brain.
I'm independent.
At least my boyfriend is not a sex addict like yours.
Look at you. Carrying a condom in your bag all the time.
Jealous that you haven't done it yet?
Why should I be jealous?
We're saving ourselves.
Whoa!
I don't expect you to get it.
Pavithra does. She hasn't done it either.
Why are you dragging me into this?
It's a disgrace to do these things before getting married.
My actions don't hurt anyone. I'm not cheating anyone either.
I'm doing what I like.
Does that make me a bad person?
Nice.
Try reasoning this out with your parents and relatives.
Society will shun you.
Okay, madam.
In that case, I'll gather everybody and perform religious rituals...
before doing it with my boyfriend.
Sounds good?
What?
I-- I don't know. I don't care.
Enjoy.
It tastes amazing.
You want some.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Hello!
Is your Mom home?
No, Aunty.
That's okay.
Come and sit with me.
Sing something for me.
What for?
I'll tell you why.
We've introduced a new product.
We haven't revealed it yet.
It hasn't even hit the market yet.
I got it just for you.
It's a Voice Enhancer spray!
I don't want it, aunty.
I use it every morning and night.
Hear how amazing my voice sounds.
Let me show you.
[SINGS AN ITEM NUMBER]
You sound great.
This has green tea in it.
It will soothe your voice
Use it for two days and see the difference for yourself.
You'll start singing as great as your grandma.
Take it!
I'll take the money from your mom later.
Bye, aunty.
Don't mention it.
Pixie, let's go.
Come on, let's go.
Hi!
Hi...Hi.
Hello!
What's the name?
Panther, Black Panther.
Oh, Cookies?
Let's go, Pixie.
Come, come... let's go.
Your work is done. Go away.
[BLACK PANTHER BARKS]
Come Pixie.
[WHISTLES A STALKER SONG]
Hello, Uncle. How are you?
Welcome, Kiddo.
What's this?
Those are cookies.
Here you go. Your favorite chocolate.
How are you?
-I'm great. -How about your kids?
All good, Kiddo.
Happy shopping.
Hi...
I bought some fruits from the store.
Would you like a banana?
Okay.
Sure?
Bye, bye.
That was a great knock today.
Harish, come on. You played really well.
Okay?
Just wait till I get my hands on that Chinaman bowler.
Did your dad watch the game?
Yes.
And?
He did...
but he didn't care for your batting.
Didn't I play well?
He watched only until Ajay's batting.
To hell with your dad's obsession with Ajay.
Please come here.
Please come closer.
-What? -Come closer.
A little bit more.
He will never get this.
Did you try Naidu aunty's Voice Enhancer Spray?
It's amazing.
What's gotten into you?
What's up with you, Mom? Why would you fall for this?
Be skeptical.
I'll ask Raghini to try it.
I'm going with my Mom to the concert tomorrow.
It'll get done by 8.
-Pick us up, okay? -Okay.
Can I tag along too?
I don't think so.
Get better at the basics first.
Then you can join us in the big leagues.
Pavithra is great. She sings just like her grandma.
Let's hear that from her grandma.
[PHONE CHIMES]
[WAKES UP STARTLED]
[EXHALES]
[GRUNTS]
[PHONE CHIMES]
[SINGING CARNATIC MUSIC]
Raghini, you're making me lose my shit everyday.
Please do come for my funeral when you finally kill me.
Try again!
Is Ajay playing today?
[CRICKET COMMENTARY]...but Tamilnadu is still in a good position
Useless Harish is playing now.
[COMMENTARY CONTINUES]But yeah, talking about yesterday's innings
I think, Harish was having some trouble facing the Chinaman.
Yeah, he seemed to have some trouble picking him out of his hand.
He was trying to pick him off the pitch.
But he still managed.
But let's see what he's got in store for us.
Pavithra, your dress is on the bed.
♪ The poem that brims With a million pleasures ♪
♪ She dwells in the hearts Of its creators ♪
[PHONE RINGS]
What's gotten into you today?
Hello.
This is Charukesi speaking.
You're messing up like Raghini.
Isn't it at 7?
She is sucking the life out of me as is.
Pavithra, let's eat.
Do you like the pumpkin drink?
Mom made it.
What's wrong with you?
Are you possessed?
What did you do before bed last night?
What?
I drank milk.
Ugh!
What are you gonna do about it now?
I really don't know.
Come on, Pavithra! What's stopping you?
You'll only ruin your life if you listen to Rathi.
Oh, just fuck off, Jessica.
You think everyone is as shameless as you?
-This is not about-- -Guys, please...
I'm really confused. I don't know what to do.
Fine. Handle it yourself.
I will.
Yeah. I will.
So, she can handle it herself.
That's what I'm saying too.
You don't have to butt in.
Then you stop butting in too. Jessica, look--
Will you stop interfering in her life?
-She's her own person. She knows how to. -Stop manipulating her.
Look who's talking about manipulation. What are you doing then?
Don't manipulate her into doing things that you want.
She is only doing what she wants to do.
Stop talking for a bit.
-I'll stop when you do. -Can you keep your trap shut?
Oh my God! Back off, Rathi.
Fuck off, Jessica.
Sowmya...
It's going to be okay, Sowmya.
Sssh, stop crying.
-Ssssh! -What's happening?
Sowmya, stop crying.
[CRIES] My dear...
[BLOWS HER NOSE]
Pavithra, Bashyam Uncle is no more.
We have to go to Kanchipuram immediately.
Ssssh, stop crying.
We'll be back by 12 tonight.
Take care of the house.
Don't cry. Don't cry.
[SHUSHES]
It's okay.
[CRIES] My dear...
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
Stop crying, Sowmya.
[SHUSHES] [PHONE CHIMES]
It's going to be okay.
Are you...?
Pavithra...
Finally, God has blessed you with good wisdom.
Pavithra, No!
Pavithra, Yes!
Pavithra, no, no, no.
Pavithra, FUCK YES!
FUCK YES!
[LAUGHS] -Shit!
Pavithra, did you even think about your parents?
Why would you even think about your parents at that time?
I-I-I don't approve.
Who needs your approval? Pavithra approves.
Guys, guys.
What do I do now?
Babe, I'll teach you.
Pavi, you're better than this.
-Don't do this. -No, she really is not.
She is just perfect the way she is.
You know what? Do whatever you want.
Just don't listen to Rathi.
No, no, no. I'm not gonna act on it.
Let's finish the project.
Let's work on the project.
I saw that. I'm not blind you know.
Open the page. Let's do the project.
-Let's do the project -Okay, project yeah.
Which page?
Thank you, thank you.
Ta-Da!
Ugh!
No! Definitely no!
None of these work.
So, what do I do now?
You need not do anything.
-Mmmm... -We'll handle it. Don't worry.
I think this looks good.
You're definitely not going to get laid in this.
Hey! What's this?
I wore this in high school.
Perfect! Go try it on.
-No... -Do you want to do it or not?
I want to.
Then go try it out. Trust me. Go.
You guys are going to hell!
-Sure Rathi? -Try it out.
Oh, my god! This looks ridiculous.
It's sexy.
I don't think I'm into this.
Fine! Your wish.
I guess you can just enjoy your night in a 9 yards saree.
Uff...
Babe! What's this?
-What? -You look like a hairy caveman?
Hmmm...
We have a lot of work to do.
I agree.
What?
Mmmm, sit down.
Sit down.
Ouch, it’s a little hot.
Hold this.
Hey hey, does it hurt?
Not at all.
Hurts like crazy.
[SCREAMS] Oh my god!
Why did you do that?
-Don’t worry, it’s nothing. -You deserve it!
Deep breath. Deep breath. Deep breath.
Oh God!
Deep breath.
Oh, Cyril of Alexandria!
[YELLS OUT IN PAIN]
[SWEARS] -What? Huh?
That’s Marathi, Marathi.
What is she even saying?
Something’s gone into my eye.
Ring-a-ring-a-roses Pocket full of roses
[WAILS IN PAIN]
What?
It hurts a lot.
I’ll finish up quickly before she loses her sanity.
Just kill me now.
-it’s nothing, it’s nothing. -Please tell me it’s over.
Breathe in, breathe in. Breathe in, breathe out.
Is it done?
-No, not even close. -Calm down, calm down.
-Take a deep breath. -Deep breath.
-Take a deep breath -Jessica, keep this there.
Hey, is this how people deliver babies?
Yes. Yeah, yeah.
Hey, hey just a minute. Please, please.
It’ll be over, it’ll be over.
Couple more and you’ll be done.
Let’s do the rest tomorrow? Please?
-It hurts like crazy. -No need. Let’s finish it today.
Then-- give me a minute please.
Hey! Where are you going?
Hey, Pavi!
Oops!
-Rathi! -Yes?
How was your first time?
-That funny story? -Yeah!
I’ll tell you but you can’t laugh.
Promise, I won’t.
Okay. You remember Vasanth?
-Yes. -It was with him.
I see.
One day I went to his hostel to return his book.
Luckily, his third wheel roommate wasn’t around.
Oh. What happened then?
He asked me to lock the door and come inside.
And…
He threw all his dirty clothes off the bed...
and asked me to sit.
What happened next?
He came close.
We started kissing.
It got hot and heavy very quickly.
Oh damn!
I stopped and asked him.
If he had a condom.
What did he say?
Did he have one?
He had a blank look on his face.
Then he shook his head and said no.
Oh damn.
What happened then?
He didn’t want to stop.
He picked up a few things near him...
and asked if that could be used as a condom.
Did you find anything?
Like what?
Balloon.
Aluminum foil.
Plastic bag, roommate’s dirty sock.
Eww.
We raided the entire room and found nothing.
Then we heard a voice from outside the door.
Who was it? The milkman?
[SARCASTICALLY] No, it was the paper boy.
It was his third-wheel roommate.
Oh no.
Then he said...
Dude, the condom is in the last draw.
Since then, I always carry a condom in my bag for safety.
-Ohhh! -Yeah...
Does Harish know to use a condom?
I don’t know.
Mmmm!
What do I do?
Buy a condom and practice with it.
Hmmm...
We can go buy one.
-No big deal. -Where do we buy it from?
Pharmacy?
Why do you want to go that far?
Let’s buy it from our neighborhood grocery store.
I need one too.
No!
-Why? -From there? No way!
You don’t worry, I’ll take care of it.
Are you really going to do this cheap thing?
No, I won’t do it. I Promise.
We were just talking.
Then why do you need a condom?
We were only kidding around.
I won’t do anything.
Okay.
Fine, I’m getting late.
So, I’ll leave
-I’ll see you guys tomorrow. -Bye, take care.
Hug?
See you.
-Bye -Bye
-Bye guys! -Bye.
Bye, bye.
I’ll handle it.
Rathi, I don’t think I can do this.
I’ll handle it. Don’t be a chicken.
But Rathi please, I don’t know if I can...
-Just come -No… But please...
Pavithra.
-Hi. -Hey, kiddo.
Hi.
Here’s your favorite chocolate.
Did she ask you for a chocolate?
I’ve been giving this kid the same chocolate for 15 years now.
This is her favorite.
-Did you just say ‘kid’? -Yeah, she’s still a kid.
What do you want?
I don’t want anything.
But the ‘kid’ wants something.
-Ask him. -What do you want?
[PICKS UP SANITARY NAPKIN]
Should I wrap it in paper?
Why paper? Is it going to be wrapped and gifted to someone?
Eh?
Don’t decide what she wants.
Let her talk.
What else is the kid going to ask for?
Give us a box of condoms, uncle.
Huh?
What flavor do you want?
Green apple, Spearmint, Black Grape?
Ahh...
Will they have Pumpkin Spice?
Pumpkin?
You’re not celebrating Halloween.
Uncle, can you give us the green apple flavor?
It’s only for married couples, kid.
-Huh? -What?
Leave it.
[EXHALES HEAVILY]
Then, will you get her married yourself?
She’s still a kid. What’s the hurry?
Oh, we’ll get married and come back in 5 years.
Okay. Sounds good. See you kids.
Do you think we belong to the generation...
who knock up their wives when they're bored?
How many kids do you have? 10 or 15?
Govind, Murugesh, Lo...
Why do you need this information?
What do you want?
I already told you. Condom!
Eh...
Hmmm?
Should I wrap it in paper?
Come, Pavithra.
-Thank you, Uncle. -[Nods head] Okay.
Sorry.
Yay, we got it!
Shame on you, Pavithra.
What?
I’ll get you a sexy lingerie and come home.
-Take this. -Hey...
[CLICKS TONGUE]
Hi, aunty.
Mom and dad aren’t home.
Nor do I have anything in my hand.
I went to the store...
but didn’t buy anything.
Do you want me to show you my hand?
You seem busy, I’ll show you later.
Bye, aunty.
[EXHALES IN RELIEF]
Hmmm.
Oh... oh...
Oh!
Puppy...
Hi...Hi...
Who needs to go out?
Go, go, go. Go away!
Bye, puppy.
Hmmm.
[SNIFFS THE CONDOM]
Mmmm.
[DOG BARKS]
Damn! Oh god no...
Oh, God... Give it! Give it to me.
[PHONE RINGS]
[WAILING OVER THE PHONE]
Mom, what happened?
Are you okay?
I can't take Mom to the concert tonight.
You have to take her.
Mom, I can't go today.
I've already informed mom. Just go see her.
But Mom...
Ey!
Eee!
No!
No...
Come on.
Come.
Aren't you ready yet?
What for, Grandma?
Didn't Mom tell you?
She just asked me to come and see you.
You have to accompany me today.
At the concert, you will be singing instead of your Mom.
Sing? Me?
But Grandma...
Go get dressed.
It's getting late.
[HUMS]
Hey, Leprechaun!
Look at me, you Minion.
You think you're so innocent but you're such a sinner.
I saw you buying condoms.
What are you looking at?
Let me tell you one thing.
Girls who deceive guys like us...
will never find happiness.
I'm cursing you.
You're going to remain a virgin all your life.
Your husband is going to doze off on your wedding night.
Go!
♪ A bull is blocking my way, lying down like a mountain ♪
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
-Hello! -Hi, aunty.
-Is your mom home? -No, aunty.
Oh!
Mom had ordered another bottle of the Voice Enhancer Spray.
Where are you off to?
To the concert, with my Grandma.
I see. Did you use the Voice Enhancer Spray?
Then open your mouth.
[COUGHS]
How's it?
Now you're going to sound as good as your Grandma.
It's going to do wonders to fix your raspy voice.
Use it four times before your concert.
And you'll start singing like a bird.
Take it.
One day, you'll be a great singer too.
Don't forget me when you become a famous singer.
Don't mention it.
♪ In spite of being a sinner ♪
[SCOFFS]
♪ In spite of being a sinner ♪
[CLEARS THROAT]
♪ In spite of being a sinner and an outcast ♪
♪ I have made my way to this town ♪
[SCOFFS]
♪ Will my sins not be forgiven ♪
♪ Forgiven... ♪
Come on. Again, again. Come on.
Yeah, come on.
[CLEARS THROAT]
♪ In spite of being a sinner ♪
♪ In spite of being a sinner and an outcast ♪
♪ In spite of being a sinner ♪
♪ ...to this town ♪
♪ I have made my way to this town ♪
♪ Will my... Sinner... ♪
[SIGHS]
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
[DOOR BELL RINGS AGAIN]
Hey, hi!
Don't tell me you're wearing that tonight.
Just wait till you see this.
Ooooh!
Do you realize it's going to take forever to strip this off.
Poor Harish.
You don't want this?
Okay...
How about you surprise him by not wearing anything?
Why aren't you responding? I'm standing here like a scarecrow.
Okay let's take it off.
Do you think I'm like you?
No way. That'll take a lot of time.
You need lots of experience to pull that off.
I'll never stoop so low. I'm not cheap like you.
So, now I'm cheap?
You've always been one.
What?
You might be shameless but I'm not.
I hold my self respect and my family's dignity in high regard.
I'm not selfish like you.
Okay.
I'm cheap.
I'm selfish.
I'm shameless.
Are you done? Or is there more?
Hmmm.
You really don't deserve us.
[PHONE CHIMES]
[THROWS UP]
[COUGHS]
What happened?
What the hell happened?
[THROWS UP]
[COUGHS]
[CLEARS THROAT]
Sorry, grandma.
Stop crying.
I couldn't come to the concert today.
Why couldn't you?
The food made me sick.
The pumpkin drink didn't agree with you?
It wasn't the pumpkin.
What was it then?
I asked you a question.
Fish...
What was that?
FISH...
Do you eat meat?
[Nods] Yes.
Come here.
Come sit with me.
Do your parents know?
No.
Why are you confiding in me?
Did that make you sick?
Yes.
Is that why you skipped the concert too?
-No. -Why did you back out then?
I can never sing like you.
[SOBS HARDER]
I would've embarrassed you on stage.
Why do you have to sing like me?
Mom says so. Everybody says so too.
[CRIES HARDER] -What do they say?
You have to sing like Grandma.
You have to become like Grandma.
Stop crying.
Please stop crying.
You sing really well, dear.
You don't have to sing like me.
Nor do you have to strive to be me.
Sing like you always do.
Be who you are.
I want you guys to be proud of me.
I've always been proud of you.
You don't have to satisfy everybody.
Be true to yourself.
Don't worry about what others have to say.
But isn't it a sin to eat fish?
You like it, don't you?
I don't like meat.
so I stay away from it.
But you like it.
So I'm not an embarrassment?
You need to figure out what you want in life.
Don't let others influence you.
Don't eat fish until you get better.
Go home, pop a pill and sleep peacefully, my love.
Sorry, grandma.
[PHONE RINGS]
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
[PHONE RINGS AGAIN]
[SCREAMS]Pavithra!
Pavithraaa....
Pavithra!
[SOFTLY] Pavithra
Pavi--
Hi, Pavithra!
Look I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
No, please just go.
-No... no... -No, no!
Please just listen to me.
[MIMES] Watch me...
[MIMES] That's me.
I'm really sorry!
Please...
Hi!
Listen, I'm sorry.
Get your ass inside.
Hey! What's this?
Oh, you mean this.
-What happened? -What the hell are you doing?
What do you mean?
Oh, hey! Ice pack.
Yuck, disgusting.
-Wait, wait! -What?
Wait, wait...condom!
Do you have it? Where?
Pixie!
What do you mean Pixie?
[GRUNTS]
Shall I go get some?
My folks will be home by the time you get back.
Ah...
Okay, then can we use something else?
[BURSTS INTO LAUGH]
Why are you laughing?
What happened?
Nothing.
-Let's not do it today. -Why?
Everything has gone wrong today.
I don't want to do it like this.
Even the Gods don't want this to happen.
These things...
should happen with elder's blessings.
We're making a mistake.
[SIGHS]
-Pavithra. -Hmmm.
Did you see my motorcycle keys?
The Gods approve!
Yes!
Come on. Hurry up!
[PHONE CHIMES]
Pixie, Pixie, look!
Okay, don't look.
♪ You are the angel glow That lights a star ♪
♪ The dearest things I know Are what you are ♪
♪ Someday my happy arms will hold you ♪
♪ And someday I'll know That moment divine ♪
♪ When all the things you are, are mine ♪
Oh, God! Hit the right note.
[SINGING CARNATIC MUSIC]
Raghini, even if the Gods come down below to teach you music,
they can't make you sing.
[CRICKET COMMENTARY] It was very true, that was a nasty ball to take.
Harish is batting. Switch off the TV.
Poor thing, dad.
He's batting with a groin injury.
There's always some excuse.
Wait for it.
He's going to suck anyway.
He's a good batsman, dad.
Plays as stylish as Mark Waugh.
To hell with his style.
-And that's a beautiful shot -Hey! Hey! Hey!
Comes straight down the track.
I told you right. He's a good batsman.
-That's a sixer. -I think he's avenged...
-Six...-that injury, he got yesterday.
Hitting the same bowler back over his head.
That's good technique and great execution.
Overall a treat to watch.
That was definitely a wonderful six...
I've laid out new clothes on the bed.
♪ In my quest for finding meaning, (of life) I realised ♪
♪ That she reveals herself to ardent seekers through Vedic chants. ♪
Sing well dear.
Observe your grandma and sing like her.
♪ In my quest for finding meaning, (of life) I realised ♪
♪ That she reveals herself to ardent seekers through Vedic chants. ♪
♪ In my quest for finding meaning, (of life) I realised ♪
♪ That she reveals herself to ardent seekers through Vedic chants. ♪
You're making the same mistake time and again.
She sings really well.
I don't find any mistakes.
Please sing, my love.
Sing!
[PHONE RINGS]
-Some sambar? -No.
[PHONE CONTINUES TO RING]
Hello!
Yeah...
For tomorrow's concert?
Are you struggling to eat that?
No Grandma, why?
Would you rather be eating fish?
Do you have some?
Rice pudding?
[BOTH LAUGH]
She practically threw me out of the house.
-Pavithra? -Yeah!
-She made no sense. -But, she--
Rathi...
So neither of you will speak to me.
Guys, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
I'll do the coding.
I don't need your hand-out.
I can do it myself.
Jessica, don't bother your boyfriend.
I'll do the research too.
I'll do everything.
That's not necessary.
He will handle it.
Rathi, you're not shameless...
nor are you cheap.
That's all me.
Jessica, I didn't mean to lie to you.
I'm really sorry guys.
I am not able to enjoy this feeling without you two.
Where is the condom?
We used it.
What?
It happened.
Wow!
Jessica...
I won't do it without your permission from here on.
Except for weekends and public holidays.
[EVERYONE BURSTS INTO LAUGHTER]
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
It's okay.
How was it?
Okay, later.
High time we got started on the project.
Idiot.
So Pavithra will finish the project?
Yeah, she will.
She can do it. We will go.
Hey, why?
Didn't you just promise that you'll do everything?
I'll do it... I'll do it.
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
Wait, wait, wait. Good boy.
-Hello. -Hi, aunty.
How did the concert go, my dear?
Come, sit next to me.
Why does your face look bloated?
Aunty, it's the same as yesterday.
Wait for it.
See.
What's this thing, aunty?
Take a look.
"A,E,I,O,U"
Are you okay, aunty?
[INCOHERENT SPEECH]
I don't understand.
Do vowel exercises with this thrice daily.
Your face will look as good as mine.
That's going to be impossible, aunty.
That's why I'm asking you to use this product.
Here you go, use it.
I'll take the money from your mom later.
Don't mention it.
[SHUDDERS IN DISGUST]
[WHISTLES THE STALKER SONG]
Ey...
Hey!
[RUNS BREATHING HEAVILY]
[SCREAMS] Oh my God!
Hey, hey, hey, hey...
Cookies, cookies.
You little devil!
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
[SCREAMS LOUDER]
Hi, uncle.
Am I not getting a chocolate today?
Here you go.
Thanks, uncle.
You're welcome, Kiddo.
About what happened last night...
[STARTS TO LAUGH]
Bye, aunty.
How is your injury?
Disappeared after last night.
How?
What do you mean how?
I guess I found the best cure.
How are you doing?
Like always.
Ajay got out sheepishly today. Did your Dad watch?
Yes...
but he enjoyed Ajay getting out better than your six.
Fixed, fixed.
Great, great. Congratulations.
He's going to get you married to him.
Who wants him?
Please?
Are you okay?
Open your mouth and talk.
Naidu aunty is a big-time fraudster.
Mom has a concert tomorrow.
I'll take her.
What about me?
I'll go with Grandma.
Go, my dear.
[PHONE CHIMES]
♪ Oh My God! My fear is missing! ♪
♪ And I don't intend to let it grow back into my life. ♪
♪ My innocence is missing, but you failed to notice it. ♪
♪ My coyness is missing, I've filed an FIR... ♪
♪ I took it to the Supreme court... ♪
♪ But it doesn't even matter anymore. ♪
♪ Oh My God! My chastity is missing too! ♪
♪ No one's willing to believe, that I'm still a nice girl. ♪
♪ Be my witness, sweetheart. ♪
♪ Stop being a defensive player. ♪
♪ Lust loomed over me like a Ghost until yesterday... ♪
♪ But now it's biding for my command like a Genie. ♪
♪ I've filed a petition to classify meat as vegetarian... ♪
♪ Please back me on that, my dear friend. ♪
♪ Step aside! ♪
♪ Dear friend, I'll pay back the condom I borrowed from you with interest. ♪
♪ From here on... ♪
♪ Here on, please... ♪
♪ Don't judge me! ♪
♪ Oh My God! My worries are missing! ♪
♪ And I don't intend to look for them anymore. ♪
♪ I'm liberated from all the shackles of the society. ♪
♪ My identity has taken a new birth. ♪
♪ Happy Birthday to Me...! ♪
The Myth Of The Good Girl
To my Grandma